[00:11.661]I love all animals but they don't love me back[00:17.554]I tend to put them in a state of full attack[00:22.503]You'd think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me[00:27.527]But that doesn't ever happen[00:30.657]I must be made of sweetmeat[00:33.380]'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me)[00:35.862]They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive)[00:38.511]I get so frightened (I get so frightened)[00:41.389]I cry, cry (I cry)[00:50.214]I want a pet so bad, I can just taste it[00:55.382]I'd love to walk a dog and not be cha-, chased by it (by it)[01:01.881]You'd think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me freely[01:07.193]But that doesn't ever happen[01:09.927]I must be made of sweetmeat[01:12.580]'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me)[01:15.159]They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive)[01:18.048]I get so frightened (I get so frightened)[01:21.062]I cry, I cry (I cry)[01:29.324]Sweetmeat[01:35.147]Sweetmeat[01:36.814]Da da da da da da da[01:39.133]Da da da da da da[01:41.895]Da da da da da da da[01:44.703]Da da da da da[01:59.185]I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors[02:04.002]'Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars[02:09.814]Squirrels hit me with their nuts[02:12.514]Raccoons sit there hissing[02:15.024]The deer, they take turns kicking[02:17.920]The rabbits try to maul me[02:20.688]The snakes are licking, lying[02:23.456]They're tying me down, down, down, down, down[02:28.719]They wrap themselves around my legs (down, down)[02:32.360]They poison me[02:33.852]They agonize me[02:35.695]The birds are pecking at my eyes[02:38.517]They rip out all of my hair[02:41.064]I tell them go on[02:43.639]Have a bite![02:45.505]Make a pig out of yourself[02:49.863]I'm made of meat[02:51.981]And I am sweet