Earache My Eye - Cheech And Chong with Alice Bowie/Alice Bowie.mp3

[00:00.000] 制作人 : Lou Adler
[01:01.616]My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live，
[01:06.818]But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve，
[01:17.461]My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes，
[01:22.818]He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose，
[01:32.959]My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team，
[01:38.368]For wearing high heel-sneakers and actin' like a queen (Hahaha)，
[02:04.740]The world's comin' to an end—I don't even care，
[02:10.037]As long as can I have a Limo and my orange hair，
[02:20.648]And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny，
[02:26.052]'Cause I'm a big rock star and I make a lots of money，
[02:28.976]Money, money, money, moneyMoney, money, ahhhhh! Hahaha hahaha hahaha，
[02:37.789]I'm so bloody rich, hahaha，
[02:42.345]I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, hahaha，
[02:47.424]I only know three chords, hahaha，
[02:51.194]Watch me burn, hahaha，
[02:56.272]You fools, hahaha
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[03:02.262]Cheech (Father): I SAID TURN THAT THING DOWN AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!
[03:07.454]Chong (Son): HEY! What're ya tryin' to do?! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!
[03:14.183]Cheech: I don't care what you just bought! You get your little fanny-perpendicular and get ready for school!
[03:18.631]Chong: I'm not going to school!
[03:20.768]Cheech: What do you mean you're not going to school?!
[03:22.674]Chong: Just what I said, I'm not going to school!
[03:25.114]Cheech: And why not?!
[03:26.297]Chong: Because I'm sick, that's why not!
[03:29.214]Cheech: Sick...you're sick alright, what's wrong with you now, Prince Charming?
[03:33.324]Chong: I got an earache
[03:34.740]Cheech: Earache, my eye! How'd you like a buttache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty. You hear me?!
[03:43.498](Chong makes pig noises)
[03:45.231]Cheech: Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You've pushed me far enough, young man, you're getting punished! Now stand up!
[03:49.996]Chong: No!
[03:51.090]Cheech: I said STAND UP!(Pulls Chong's hair and Chong screams)
[03:53.231]Chong: Hey, let go of my hair, man!
[03:54.793]Cheech: Now, young man, I have talked to you, and talked to you, and talked to you until I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!
[04:00.902]Chong: Good, does that mean you're done spitting on me, too?!
[04:03.859]Cheech: Shut up, I'm not done talking to you! Now turn around and bend over!
[04:09.617]Chong: Well, what're ya gonna do ya pervert?
[04:10.539]Cheech: Pervert...why you snotty...(Cheech chases Chong and Chong whimpers)
[04:13.447]Cheech: Oh, shut up, I haven't even touched you yet! Now I want you to know that this is going to hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me!
[04:19.278](Cheech spanks Chong weakily)
[04:21.066]Chong: Oh, wow, that didn't even hurt
[04:23.896]Cheech: Oh yeah!?(Cheech spanks Chong weakily again)
[04:24.963]Chong: Oh, wow, what're you trying to do, tickle me?
[04:28.523]Cheech: Tickle you, yeah, I'll tickle you...(Cheech spanks Chong hard, hurting him)
[04:33.312]Cheech: Does that tickle, huh? How about another tickle? Come on, laugh it up, funny boy!
[04:36.241]（Cheech finishes spanking Chong)
[04:38.117]Chong: No more, no more, no more!
[04:39.179]Cheech: Alright, are you going to do what I tell you?
[04:40.835]Chong: Yeah, yeah! (Whimpering)
[04:41.802]Cheech: Are you going to talk back to me?Chong: Yeah, yeah!
[04:43.221]Cheech: WHAT?!
[04:44.678]Chong: I mean, no, no, no...
[04:46.182]Cheech: Alright. Now you get your clothes on and get your little butt ready for school. Right now, do you understand?
[04:53.766]Chong: (Faking a whimper) Yeah...
[04:54.569]Cheech: Alright
[04:55.952](Cheech leaves the room and closes the door, Chong breathes a sigh of relief and turns on the music again)
[05:15.866] 人声 : Cheech & Chong