[00:16.207] Woke up this morning, started to sneeze[00:20.172] I had a cigarette and a cup of tea[00:24.004] I looked in the mirror what did I see[00:27.969] A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees[00:31.452] I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes[00:35.918] I had another sneeze and I blew my nose[00:39.619] I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest[00:43.485] I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed[00:47.752] Surely there must be a way[00:51.901] For me to change the shape I'm in[00:55.934] Dissatisfied is what I am[01:00.683] I want to be a better man[01:05.369] Superman, Superman, wish I could fly like Superman[01:12.918] Superman, Superman, I want to be like Superman[01:25.899] I want to be like Superman[01:29.234] Superman, Superman, wish I could fly like Superman[01:44.547] Woke up this morning, what did I see[01:48.183] A big black cloud hanging over me[01:51.831] I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead[01:56.099] The news was so bad that I fell out of bed[01:59.464] There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike[02:03.830] Got to be a Superman to survive[02:07.629] Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills[02:12.036] I'm such a wreck but I'm staying alive[02:15.785] Hey girl, we've got to get out of this place[02:20.291] There's got to be something better than this[02:23.240] I need you, but I hate to see you this way[02:27.868] If I were Superman then we'd fly away[02:30.685] I'd really like to change the world[02:35.237] And save it from the mess it's in[02:38.668] I'm too weak, I'm so thin[02:43.253] I'd like to fly but I can't even swim[02:48.385] Superman, Superman, I want to fly like Superman[02:56.717] Superman, Superman, wish I could fly like Superman[03:03.799] Superman, Superman, wish I could fly like Superman[03:11.769] Superman, Superman, I want to be like Superman[03:18.998] Superman, Superman, I want to fly like Superman