[00:00.000] 作词 : Martin, Putnam[00:12.287]Your real mother was a hooker[00:15.333]Your real father couldn't get laid[00:18.568]Your mother left you in a dumpster[00:21.537]You were adopted by two gays[00:24.475]You look adopted[00:47.084]You hate father and son picnics[00:50.115]You hate the P.T.A.[00:52.787]You won't bring friends to your house[00:55.537]You've got two fathers and they're both f****** gay[00:58.238]You look adopted