[00:00.00] 作曲 : Neil Cicierega[00:23.83]In an airplane, I was flying.[00:26.52]Just a flight attendant guy.[00:29.32]I can be clumsy, and I stumbled[00:32.67]Out the door, into the sky.[00:35.56]Now I am falling through the air.[00:38.39]Wind and regret flow through my hair.[00:41.62]All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.[00:47.87]Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.[00:52.09]It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"[00:55.24]I say, "What is it this time?"[00:57.01]And he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell."[01:01.30]He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut.[01:04.38]So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but[01:06.67]Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do."[01:12.94]I'm in a state of shock, but it's nothing new.[01:15.85]I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.[01:33.81]This is boring... Yes, I'm falling,[01:36.64]But it's taking quite a while.[01:39.51]My destination is impending.[01:42.76]Might as well go out in style.[01:45.60]I put my arms out to the skies,[01:48.64]Whistle a tune and close my eyes,[01:51.86]Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion.[01:58.16]Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea,[02:02.45]And with total precision they lasso me.[02:05.46]It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life,[02:08.67]But I am too freaked out to be nice.[02:11.52]So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall.[02:14.57]No offense but at least it's predictable.[02:17.21]Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do.[02:23.26]I'm probably gonna die, but it's nothing new.[02:26.15]I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.