[00:00.00] 作曲 : O'Shea Jackson/Rufus B. Johnson[00:03.87](Verse 1: Bizarre)[00:04.23]"This is a bad day.."[00:06.75](Random lady:)[00:07.08]"************ you need to get up and find your ass a job,[00:09.90]Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo.[00:13.26]They dont even make nintendos no more![00:14.91]Where the hell you find that shit at?[00:16.50]And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day long![00:22.80]Lie lie lie[00:23.76]Eat eat eat[00:24.51]Drink drink drink[00:25.50]You dont do shit! Im sick of you[00:27.96]"Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God, got my asscheeks stuck to a fishin rod, wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?)[00:40.56]I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out.[00:46.62]This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24[00:51.84]I gotta go cause I got on flip flops[00:54.99]If I sold out then my feet 'd drop.[00:58.17]Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike.[01:03.27]And everythings alright[01:05.64]I got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesdite[01:08.94]Callin up my homies and Im askin yall[01:12.18]Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol[01:15.36]Playin football, and Im in trouble[01:18.12]They gave me the ball, I fumbled[01:21.09]And I cant believe, my best friends gay[01:24.75]Today was a bad day.[01:26.13](Chorus:)[01:30.57]Yeah..today was ****ed up[01:33.93]hey man you gotta sing fo these bitches[01:36.15]Today was a bad day[01:47.67]Today was ****ed up[01:49.14]"I bust my ass in the shower[01:51.36]Got on this fresh new baby powder[01:54.24]Kids just today these dudes try to blast me[01:57.75]Saw the police, and got my ass beat[02:01.08]No flexin, wooped my ass, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the question[02:06.45]With the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fifty[02:12.00]Shake em up (x3)[02:12.93]Shake em[02:15.30]A couple a bitches, watch me all break em[02:17.79]They beat my ass, I need nine, nine eleven[02:21.33]They threw my ass through this back door[02:24.27]They took all my cash flow[02:26.52]Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the asshole[02:29.97]I just found out, my best friends gay[02:33.60]Today was a bad day."[02:37.86](Chorus:)[02:39.42]Yeah..today was all ****ed up[02:39.93]rainin an shit.[02:45.24]Today was a bad day[02:45.66]Rainin shit, yeah.[02:46.26]You seen that shit bitch[02:56.73]Today was ****ed up[02:58.80]"Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth grade[03:04.59]Its ironic,[03:05.82]decisions and demand[03:07.29]An art test fired on the fan (?)[03:10.20]Took a trip to Miami[03:12.42]Got my ass beat at the twenty first grammys[03:15.63]My shit is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own ass to sleep[03:21.45]Woke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt cum[03:26.76]Ridin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion[03:33.15]And nothin seems, to work out[03:35.85]She smacked me in the face, and mirked out[03:38.79]Today was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip cream[03:44.76]Helicopter lookin for the murderer[03:47.64]Two in the mornin got the Cody allen (?) burger[03:50.49]Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre ain't shit[03:56.19]Drunk as hell, and Im throwin up[03:58.35]Page your cat off, so you know it aint blowin up[04:01.89]I found that my best friend was gay[04:05.43]Today was a bad day.."[04:09.03](Chorus:)[04:14.52]"You seen that shit bitch[04:17.13]Today was a bad day[04:17.58]Today was ****ed up![04:17.97]Hannicap Circus, commin soon[04:18.66]Bizarre, HannniCap Circus[04:37.86]Today was a bad day mother ****er[05:08.52]**** yall.