Love Rant [Dialogue] - Nick Helm/Elliot Speller-Gillott.mp3

Love Rant [Dialogue] - Nick Helm/Elliot Speller-Gillott.mp3
[00:00.30]Do you have a g...
[00:00.30]Do you have a girlfriend?
[00:01.15]No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend
[00:02.64]Let me tell you about love
[00:04.32]When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water
[00:07.33]and then you realise
[00:08.25]Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water
[00:09.80]I'm actually drowning
[00:11.23]Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!"
[00:15.66]Then another shark comes along
[00:16.83]and it goes straight for your cock and balls!
[00:18.89]And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!"
[00:21.81]Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think
[00:24.71]I'm saved! I'm saved!
[00:26.31]and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks
[00:28.76]and you explode like a rotten watermelon
[00:31.20]and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere
[00:34.25]and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse
[00:36.84]And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up
[00:40.29]and you know what you end up being then, Errol?
[00:42.40]Do you know what you end up being then?
[00:43.86]Just a steaming pile of hyena shit. That's love
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