Bruh... - Lil Dicky.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : David Burd/Charlie Handsome
[00:01.00] 作曲 : David Burd/Charlie Handsome
[00:02:00]Bruh, bruh, bruh
[00:05:00]LD, aka stem cells
[00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil Dicky's sexy]
[00:09:00]Everybody know the cat like a dick meme
[00:11:00]I got em' buzzing off the crack like a dick fiend
[00:13:00]They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve
[00:15:00]Nowadays, niggas tryna crack, got 'em ODing
[00:17:00]Like, how them hoes want to get it with L?
[00:19:00]They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale
[00:21:00]If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail
[00:24:00]I'm going far like a general male
[00:26:00]On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up?
[00:28:00]The same mother****er playing with his steak cut up
[00:31:00]I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us
[00:33:00]I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to ****ing
[00:35:00]Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo
[00:37:00]I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo
[00:39:00]Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo
[00:41:00]Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
[00:43:00]How I'ma do?
[00:44:00]I got your ex coming next like a W do
[00:46:00]I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct
[00:49:00]I'm unimpressed by these bitches that I see in the press
[00:51:00]I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess
[00:53:00]Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet
[00:55:00]They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it
[00:59:00]Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
[01:00:00]Finesse writtens
[01:01:00]I wanna get a hundred bitches and **** with the spitting
[01:03:00]Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians
[01:06:00]I've been official, bitch Bevetta a living
[01:07:00]You better dig it like you ****ing got a mill in the ditch
[01:09:00]I'm killing this bitch, I been kicking like a villainous ninja
[01:11:00]My bitches is gripping when I run it, how the **** I be slipping?
[01:14:00]I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
[01:16:00]I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus
[01:18:00]And I be funny with this shit, I'm just playing
[01:20:00]But still nobody ****ing with the kid, I'm just saying, ah
[01:23:00]Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem
[01:25:00]But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
[01:27:00]I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free
[01:29:00]But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees
[01:32:00]So come **** with me
[01:33:00]I got a couple hundred bitches doing drugs with me
[01:35:00]And I got a couple dozen bitches tryna hug Dick
[01:37:00]And I got a couple bitches who be steady ****ing me
[01:39:00]Hey, that's a good ass life
[01:41:00]Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife
[01:43:00]But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom
[01:45:00]But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama
[01:47:00]Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot
[01:49:00]I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack
[01:52:00]I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
[01:54:00]And put her on D till we O, J Watt
[01:56:00]I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted
[01:58:00]I'm ****ing with them jeans, love them bitches high waisted
[02:00:00]I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith
[02:03:00]And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it
[02:07:00]Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it
[02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00]spitting better than your dude, can't do it
[02:15:00]Telling me, damn, you got bitches, damn, you got hoes
[02:17:00]Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow
[02:19:00]Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes
[02:21:00]Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up
[02:24:00]This shit I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store
[02:26:00]They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard
[02:28:00]I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour
[02:30:00]Cause we ain't loving all you bitches like we spoken for
[02:33:00]Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am
[02:36:00]Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
[02:37:00]Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham
[02:39:00]Slapping the fans, playing having the plan
[02:41:00]Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
[02:43:00]You see the type of shit I do on the track?
[02:44:00]Hot shit, like I poop in the jacket
[02:46:00]Won't mack your bitch, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique
[02:49:00]Your whole friend group ****ing with bitches (no hetero)
[02:51:00]I yawn when I hear these mother****ers on the radio
[02:53:00]They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio
[02:55:00]I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable
[02:58:00]I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
[03:01:00]Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move
[03:04:00]I made war with the rhymes, mother****er your crew
[03:07:00]These bitches going Adolf, tryna **** this Jew
[03:09:00]I'm too nice, like a mother****er that fell in love with a boo twice
[03:12:00]As in double as ****able as he was and dude tries
[03:14:00]To be subtle and get her cuddling
[03:16:00]Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
[03:18:00]And ending up befuddled when she don't **** him
[03:19:00]And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging
[03:20:00]She never ****ing a pedestrian muggle like you
[03:22:00]So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with
[03:24:00]"I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought
[03:27:00]Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice)
[03:28:00]Peeping like a Port-A-Potty
[03:30:00]It wasn't even deep, dang, that shit is still a hobby
[03:32:00]It's too bad mother****ers sleeping on me, threesome
[03:34:00]'Cause now these ****ers want to help, but he don't need none
[03:36:00]I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank
[03:38:00]You've no shot, like you drawing a blank
[03:40:00]Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank
[03:43:00]Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank
[03:45:00]So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank
[03:47:00]And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
[03:49:00]Growing the stankest clitoris
[03:50:00]Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers
[03:52:00]And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter
[03:54:00]Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going
[03:57:00]Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it
[03:59:00]There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window
[04:01:00]It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
[04:03:00]And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain
[04:06:00]Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
[04:07:00]Are you better than me?
[04:09:00][Outro]
[04:10:00]Bruh