Final Debate Songified - The Gregory Brothers.mp3

[00:00.00]Two men enter and two men shall leave
[00:07.45]But each must answer now my questions of three
[00:15.10]Preekotos omnipitos Romneytos!
[00:18.30]Schieffertos freetos Obamatos!
[00:20.33]All right X2 now ok
[00:21.91]How could we ship jobs to Shanghai
[00:24.16]when America invented the chicken pot die
[00:27.69]We have brought cases aginst china for violationg trade rules
[00:31.30]We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
[00:34.90]They're hacking into our computers
[00:36.29]counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
[00:38.89]our patents, our designs
[00:40.59]OK~
[00:41.12]China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
[00:43.93]We wanted to trade with them
[00:45.76]but you gotta play the rules
[00:47.42]Now that we're finally bringing troops home
[00:50.24]Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
[00:53.49]When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
[00:57.18]Yeah~
[00:57.69]There's no reason why americans should die
[01:00.55]The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go
[01:03.30]Uh-huh?
[01:03.83]the Afghan forces have to be able to provide security
[01:06.57]Why should you run the show?
[01:08.10]We decimated Al-qaida's core
[01:09.62]Tell us cause we need to know
[01:12.37]I want bring jobs back to our shores
[01:13.30]Two more weeks until we vote
[01:14.42]We need to have strong allies
[01:16.16]Who can really run the show
[01:17.60]My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[01:19.58]Is the threat from Iran getting overblown
[01:22.81]or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones
[01:26.23]Their economy is in shambles
[01:27.48]We organized the strongest sanctions in history
[01:29.55]Crippling sanctions do work
[01:30.69]You are seeing it now
[01:31.73]I am gald Romney agrees
[01:32.68]They wanna see Isreal wiped off the map
[01:34.36]If isreal's attacked, we have their back
[01:36.40]Isreal's a true friend
[01:37.45]America will stand with them
[01:39.32]Should we increase our military size
[01:42.25]So we can keep killing every single bad guy
[01:45.55]Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
[01:49.38]I want to make sure that we have the ships
[01:50.87]that are required by our navy
[01:52.33]You mentioned that we have fewer ships
[01:53.60]We also have fewer horses and bayonets
[01:56.24]because our military's changed
[01:58.24]Why should you run the show?
[01:59.88]We decimated Al-qaida's core
[02:02.64]Tell us cause we need to know
[02:04.58]I want bring jobs back to our shores
[02:05.63]Two more weeks until we vote
[02:07.60]We need to have strong allies
[02:08.38]Who can really run the show
[02:09.94]My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[02:13.67]That'all. Schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home
[02:16.44]Been a long day,so it's time to get my drank on
[02:18.30]Ninety minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
[02:20.70]Ninety minutes I'll be sippin'on a glass of hennessy
[02:21.63]Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
[02:23.12]Go out and vote , makes you feel big and strong