Everyday Normal Crew - Jon lajoie.mp3

[00:00.486]Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie
[00:02.16]Hey yo shit yeah **** NWA get the **** outta here
[00:07.399]**** G Unit **** that shit
[00:09.624]**** D 12mother****er
[00:12.346]Get the **** out of the way **** you b***h
[00:14.781]Normal mother****ing crew mother****er
[00:17.543]Everyday normal crew what what what what what what
[00:21.959]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[00:24.622]You can **** with us 'cause we won't **** with you
[00:27.290]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[00:29.897]Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2
[00:32.636]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[00:35.291]If you're hot b*****s we're too shy to talk to you
[00:37.862]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[00:40.579]And we get joy spending time with our families
[00:43.89]This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo
[00:46.113]The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo
[00:48.782]From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he ****s shit up
[00:51.485]Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut
[00:54.124]And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3
[00:56.637]But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats
[00:59.414]Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like
[01:01.974]Up up down down left right left right
[01:04.694]Then B A B A Select start you got 30lives
[01:07.498]He says that shit 's for p***ies who don't know how to fight
[01:09.983]Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread
[01:12.935]We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed
[01:15.335]He puts 5slices of cheese on 5slices of bread
[01:18.359]Microwaves that shit eats it then goes back to bed
[01:20.783]Sleeps 12hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food
[01:23.966]That's right b*****s he doesn't like Asian food
[01:26.641]He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce
[01:29.77]Personally I love that shit but he does not
[01:31.289]Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
[01:33.980]From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3
[01:36.607]Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider
[01:39.574]He even owns the mother****ing movie Street Fighter
[01:42.260]I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie
[01:44.833]As long as I take care of the box
[01:46.241]And don't scratch the DVD
[01:47.506]'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched
[01:50.89]I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back
[01:52.771]But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
[01:55.251]And he forgave me and I asked him
[01:56.744]If I could borrow the movie Twins
[01:57.864]He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito
[02:00.945]With Schwarzenegger that's a mother****ing comedic duo
[02:03.262]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[02:05.950]We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June
[02:08.622]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[02:11.212]We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2
[02:14.28]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[02:16.561]No party is a party without a Phil Collins too
[02:19.374]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[02:21.846]And when one of us gets a haircut
[02:23.499]We make fun of them
[02:24.513]Yo this is D and he's a big ****ing wrestling fan
[02:27.196]Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the shit from the past
[02:29.844]Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania
[02:32.611]Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania
[02:35.334]It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex
[02:37.954]But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet
[02:40.678]He jerks off to freaky shit like 2Girls 1Cup
[02:43.389]He's ****ed up I tried watching it I ****ing threw up
[02:45.897]This my nigga KC what the **** did you just call me
[02:49.221]Sorry I'll say friend
[02:51.167]This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew
[02:54.142]Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group
[02:56.693]Truthfully he's a friend of a friend
[02:58.346]I don't know him that well
[02:59.453]But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel
[03:02.246]And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton
[03:04.780]But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting
[03:07.460]This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles
[03:10.198]Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo
[03:12.796]A year ago I asked her to go
[03:14.229]On a date with me she said no
[03:15.657]She said she'd rather just be friends
[03:16.848]I started cryin and ran home
[03:18.248]And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak
[03:20.705]Which is awkward '
[03:21.585]'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week
[03:23.358]Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve
[03:25.858]He's got my mother****in'back although he's weaker than me
[03:28.560]He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon
[03:31.153]But until then he's my top gun like ****ing Tom Cruise
[03:38.895]If you play organized sports say hell yeah
[03:41.987]If you watch 24say hell yeah
[03:44.576]If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah
[03:47.297]If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah
[03:50.379]I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though
[03:54.447]My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb
[04:03.992]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[04:06.893]The joke's getting old I ****ing agree with you
[04:09.192]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[04:11.948]I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1and 2
[04:14.589]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[04:17.294]What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too
[04:19.993]We just a regular everyday normal crew
[04:22.621]I think this cow's been milked dry mother****er