[00:05.435] And your idea that you're a machine is just a machine, too.[00:09.960] So if you're a smart kid, you'd commit suicide.[00:14.577] Camus said there is only, really, one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide.[00:22.265] I think there are four or five serious philosophical questions.[00:27.604] The first one is, 'Who started it?'[00:30.747] The second is, 'Are we gonna make it?'[00:32.718] The third is, 'Where are we gonna put it?'[00:35.419] The fourth is, 'Who's going to clean up?'[00:40.165] And the fifth: 'Is it serious?' (Hahahaha)[00:43.706] But- but still, ah, should you or not commit suicide?[00:47.297] This is a good question (Why don't you do it now?).[00:50.442] Why go on? And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble (It's so worth it, die.).[00:57.443] Now the universe has been going on for an incredibly long time.[01:03.887] And so really, a-a satisfactory theory of the universe (Die)-- Why bother? Just commit suicide. [Breathing][01:13.513] But if you want to go on playing the game, you've got to have an optimal theory for playing the game.[01:20.916] Otherwise there's no point in it.[01:23.955] But the people who coined the fully automatic theory of the universe were playing a very funny game.[01:29.905] For what they wanted to say was this: (You're worthless to her, and to the world, you're worthless, and I could be flying away into the sunset, and to earth, and to peace, and it seems that, come on, now)[01:31.828] "All you people who believe in religion --old ladies and wishful thinkers. You've got a big daddy up there, And you want comfort thing, but life is rough. Life is tough, as success goes to the most hard-headed people..." (Tell me how you feel)[02:05.125] So if you think that's the way things are[02:09.337] You may as well commit suicide right now (Girl, tell me, and I love you)[02:11.997] You may as well commit suicide right now (?)[02:13.356] You may as well commit suicide right now (Tell me)[02:15.515] You may as well commit suicide right now (And I don't have to do this)[02:17.701] You may as well commit suicide right now (?)[02:19.930] You may as well commit suicide right now (?)[02:22.208] You may as well commit suicide right now ('Cause I'm just at the last)[02:24.454] You may as well commit suicide right now (Thread)[02:26.767] You may as well commit suicide right now (Straw, I can't believe?)[02:29.131] You may as well commit suicide right now (I looked up to you ?)[02:31.397] You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm gonna take my own life)[02:33.731] You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't do it)[02:35.972] You may as well commit suicide right now (*indecipherable screeching*)[02:38.259] You may as well commit suicide right now[02:40.745] You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't go!)[02:43.178] You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm sorry, bro)[02:45.438]You may as well commit suicide right now ****ing gun[02:47.818] You may as well commit suicide right now[02:49.168] *gunshot*