The Humpty Dance - The Hit Crew.mp3

[00:01.86]Verse One:
[00:06.36]Humpty Hump (Shock G)
[00:10.71]A'ight, stop whatcha doin' '
[00:11.85]Cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.02]The image and the style that ya used to.
[00:15.09]I look funny,
[00:16.50]But yo, I'm makin' money, see
[00:17.94]So yo world
[00:18.66]I hope you're ready for me.
[00:19.74]Now gather 'round
[00:20.73]I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.23]And my sound's laid down by the
[00:23.67]Underground.
[00:24.75]I drink up all the
[00:25.41]Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:26.94]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.13]My name is
[00:29.55]Humpty, pronounced with a
[00:31.23]Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how
[00:33.45]I like to funk thee.
[00:34.95]And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.
[00:38.43]I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
[00:39.84]And just like
[00:40.32]Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.25]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
[00:43.65]I like to rhyme,
[00:44.55]I like my beats funky,
[00:45.66]I'm spunky.
[00:46.59]I like my oatmeal lumpy.
[00:47.97]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
[00:51.18]But sometimes
[00:51.87]I get ridiculous
[00:52.77]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.66]Hey yo fat girl, c'mere - are ya ticklish?
[00:57.42]Yeah, I called ya fat.
[00:58.53]Look at me,
[00:59.10]I'm skinny
[01:00.24]It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[01:01.89]I'm a freak
[01:02.91]I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.32]I once got busy in a
[01:05.61]Burger King bathroom
[01:06.75]I'm crazy.
[01:07.80]Allow me to amaze thee.
[01:09.27]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
[01:11.34]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[01:13.44]And I even got my own dance {
[01:15.24]Chorus:} The
[01:15.48]Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:21.63]Do the Humpty
[01:22.35]Hump, come on and do the
[01:23.67]Humpty Hump
[01:26.28]Do the Humpty
[01:27.03]Hump, just watch me do the
[01:28.35]Humpty Hump
[01:30.96]Do ya know what
[01:31.62]I'm doin', doin' the
[01:33.00]Humpty Hump
[01:35.61]Do the Humpty
[01:36.36]Hump, do the
[01:37.65]Humpty Hump
[01:38.37]Verse Two:
[01:38.85]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
[01:41.91]That's all right 'cause
[01:42.81]I get things cookin'
[01:43.95]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
[01:47.22]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.90]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor,
[01:50.91]B, All the girls they adore me
[01:52.98]Oh yes, ladies,
[01:54.15]I'm really bein' sincere '
[01:55.29]Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
[01:57.66]My nose is big, uh-uh
[01:59.43]I'm not ashamed
[02:00.42]Big like a pickle,
[02:01.44]I'm still gettin' paid
[02:02.37]I get laid by the ladies, ya know
[02:04.11]I'm in charge,
[02:04.98]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
[02:06.96]I get stupid,
[02:08.13]I shoot an arrow like
[02:09.06]Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
[02:11.94]I sang on
[02:12.51]Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
[02:14.37]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[02:16.98]Also told ya that
[02:17.76]I like to bite
[02:18.75]Well, yeah,
[02:19.23]I guess it's obvious,
[02:20.13]I also like to write.
[02:21.30]All ya had to do was give
[02:22.47]Humpty a chance
[02:23.61]And now I'm gonna do my dance. {
[02:45.84]Chorus} Breakdown:
[02:47.64]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
[02:51.90]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[02:58.71]Oh, yeah!
[03:00.12]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:02.28]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.56]It's real easy to do - check it out
[03:06.99]Verse Three:
[03:07.65]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:10.08]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like
[03:11.61]I was smokin'
[03:12.18]Crazy wack funky
[03:14.88]People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
[03:17.46]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[03:19.77]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.96]Anyone can play this game
[03:24.00]This is my dance, y'all,
[03:25.14]Humpty Hump's my name
[03:26.52]No two people will do it the same
[03:28.53]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:31.08]Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
[03:31.74]Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
[03:35.52]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[03:37.89]Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!" {
[03:41.76]Chorus} Black people, do the
[03:42.60]Humpty Hump, do the
[03:46.41]Humpty Hump
[03:47.43]White people, do the
[03:48.15]Humpty Hump, do the
[03:51.06]Humpty Hump
[03:52.05]Puerto Ricans, do the
[03:52.80]Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
[03:54.45]Samoans, do the
[03:54.78]Humpty Hump, do the
[03:55.71]Humpty Hump
[03:56.46]Let's get stupid! {
[03:57.03]Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[03:58.02]Outro: Once again, the
[03:58.68]Underground is in the house
[03:59.70]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
[04:00.66]Keep on doin' the
[04:00.99]Humpty Dance,
[04:01.47]And to all the ladies,
[04:01.92]Peace and humptiness forever {
[04:02.82]Music and fade}