Stonehenge - Ylvis.mp3

[00:12.79]My life is so successful
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[00:15.29]I've got everything a man could ever need.
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[00:24.04]Got a 1000 dollar haircut
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[00:27.04]And I even have a talk show on TV
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[00:35.77]And I know I should be happy, but instead
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[00:41.70]There's a question I can't get out of my head.
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[00:49.98]What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
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[00:55.03]It's killing me that no one knows
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[00:57.90]Why it was built 5000 years ago.
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[01:01.96]Why did they build the Stonehenge?
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[01:06.76]How could they raise the stones so high
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[01:09.82]Completely without the technology
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[01:14.59]We have today?
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[01:18.08]When I make my jalape?os
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[01:20.95]Calamari and prosciutto
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[01:23.76]I'm the king!
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[01:29.50]My wife applaud（s） me in the kitchen
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[01:32.81]When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
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[01:41.36]（And） When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
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[01:47.11]She gives me a smile
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[01:49.72]Then she plays with my balls
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[01:54.06]（But?） All I think of is Stonehenge
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[01:59.17]I think about it when I dream
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[02:02.10]The biggest henge that I have ever seen
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[02:06.10]What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
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[02:10.90]A giant granite birthday cake
[02:13.83]Or a prison far too easy to escape?
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[02:24.01]Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
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[02:28.46]They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
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[02:31.34]But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
[02:34.27]And they moved it （Stonehenge!）
[02:35.89]And they dragged it （Stonehenge!）
[02:36.83]And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales!
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[02:41.51]Hey miles from Wales!）
[02:45.44]What's the deal with Stonehenge?
[02:46.88]（Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal）
[02:49.06]You should have left a tiny hint
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[02:51.80]When you made this ******* labyrinth, of stone!
[02:55.11]（Who the...）
[02:56.55]Who the **** builds a Stonehenge?
[02:58.37]**** builds a Stonehenge?）
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[03:00.05]Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
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[03:03.61]Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
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[03:07.54]I would give anything to know
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[03:11.03]About the Stonehenge
[03:12.72]Yeah, I would give all I have to give
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[03:16.97]Would you give them your car?
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[03:19.09]（Mmm） Are you kidding me, of course
[03:20.96]I would have given the car
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[03:22.71]What car do you drive?
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[03:24.71]Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
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[03:28.32]A car you can trust!
[03:30.45]Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
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[03:34.37]What henge is that again?
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[03:36.56]It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
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[03:39.12]God, it is the greatest henge of all!
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[03:42.68]What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
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