PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork - Rasputina.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Melora Creager
[00:00.622] PJ: I'm so *******, *******, *******, hot!
[00:03.651] Vincent: I know you are, babe.
[00:05.155] PJ: No, it's quite hot in here.
[00:07.943] Vincent: Are you stupid?
[00:09.803] It is the nature of my glass house.
[00:12.370] Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Bjork.
[00:15.718] Bjork: Hello.
[00:16.603] Matthew: Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.
[00:19.310] Bjork: I'm so excited!
[00:20.669] I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
[00:23.064] The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me...
[00:26.812] He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... experienced before now.
[00:31.365] I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin...
[00:35.756] Vincent: Yea, Bjork, whatever.
[00:36.779] I just wanna know when you two get down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?
[00:41.387] PJ: Vincent! How rude!
[00:42.739] Could I weigh any less?
[00:44.008] I'm really quite shy in my way, but
[00:45.527] I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
[00:48.958] Eye make-up and lipstick and--some more lipstick -
[00:51.511] - it's really quite transformative!
[00:53.366] And when I throw up everything I've just eaten then I feel--
[00:56.382] Bjork: Oh to throw up --
[00:57.859] It means what?
[00:58.863] Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
[01:01.748] I want to know so many things.
[01:03.281] I've got a lot of money for designer clothes.
[01:05.608] I can just trudge through the desert getting my comme des garзons skirt all dirty and dusty...
[01:09.548] It don't matter.
[01:10.678] If hopping into a live volcano feels right,
[01:12.525] I say do it.
[01:13.950] Matthew: I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime,
[01:17.226] but what do you kids say to a picnic?
[01:19.548] I've got the basket in the bentley...
[01:20.966] We could play some touch football, what do you say?
[01:23.748] Vincent: Hey, yeah,
[01:24.392] Matthew, we're both hot former football players
[01:27.954] I know Bjork can fight like a mother******, but
[01:29.926] Polly would snap-- like a twig--under the smallest tackle let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fi************ng
[01:36.635] Polly? Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall!... and Bjork's recording it
[01:42.090] Bjork: The rhythm!
[01:43.158] It moves my insides like sun************ne jelly!
[01:45.079] Matthew: Isn't she a darling thing?
[01:46.475] Vincent: When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--
[01:51.763] Matthew: How dare you, sir!
[01:53.519] That's my childwoman you're speaking of!
[01:55.815] Vincent: Matthew, I didn't say Bjork, I'm just thinking of any ass.
[02:00.209] Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass.
[02:03.776] Like my ass is--
[02:05.683] PJ: Vincent you are an ass!
[02:07.384] You are an ass!
[02:09.298] Matthew: What about my ass?
[02:10.570] It's hard from sports
[02:18.192] This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.