There! Right There! / Gay or European（翻自 "Legally Blonde"） - 胥子含YAYA.mp3

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[00:00.183]There! Right There!
[00:00.432]From "Legally Blonde"
[00:00.432]演唱：胥子含YAYA
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[00:00.685]There! Right there!
[00:01.435]Look at that tan, well-tended skin.
[00:03.182]Look at the killer shape he's in.
[00:04.932]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
[00:06.684]Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
[00:08.683]I'm not about to celebrate.
[00:10.433]Every trait could indicate.
[00:12.432]A totally straight expatriate.
[00:14.184]That guy's not gay, I say not gay.
[00:16.118]That is the elephant in the room.
[00:18.117]Well, is it relevant to assume.
[00:19.869]That a man who wears perfume
[00:21.872]Is automatically, radically fey?
[00:23.622]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
[00:25.622]Look at his silk translucent socks.
[00:27.622]There's the eternal paradox.
[00:29.373]Look what we're seein'.
[00:30.372]What are we seein'?
[00:31.618]Is he gay?
[00:32.368]Of course he's gay!
[00:33.621]Or European?
[00:36.790]Oh...
[00:42.716]Gay or European?
[00:44.967]It's hard to guarantee
[00:47.469]Is he gay or European?
[00:50.473]Well, hey, don't look at me!
[00:51.898]You see, they bring their boys up different
[00:53.893]In those charming foreign ports
[00:56.148]They play peculiar sports
[00:57.897]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
[01:00.144]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:01.894]The answer could take weeks
[01:03.398]They both say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.148]While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[01:06.898]Oh, please.
[01:07.644]Gay or European?
[01:09.147]So many shades of gray
[01:11.397]Depending on the time of day,
[01:13.148]The French go either way.
[01:14.898]Is he gay or European, or--?
[01:17.148]There! Right there!
[01:18.644]Look at that condescending smirk
[01:20.398]Seen it on every guy at work
[01:22.396]That is a metro, hetero jerk
[01:24.148]That guy's not gay
[01:25.148]I say no way
[01:26.148]That is the elephant in the room
[01:27.898]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:29.898]That a hottie in that costume
[01:31.648]Is automatically, radically
[01:33.148]Ironically, chronically
[01:34.394]Certainly, flirtingly
[01:35.145]Genetically, medically
[01:36.317]Gay, officially gay
[01:37.821]Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
[01:40.321]Damn it!
[01:40.820]Gay or European?
[01:42.317]So many shades of gray
[01:44.317]But if he turns out straight
[01:45.748]I'm free at eight on Saturday
[01:47.994]Is he gay or European?
[01:49.747]Gay or European?
[01:50.997]Gay or Euro--
[01:52.245]Wait a minute
[01:52.915]Give me a chance to crack this guy
[01:54.665]I have an idea I'd like to try
[01:56.663]The floor is yours
[01:58.165]So, Mr Argitakos
[02:00.417]This alleged affair with Ms.Wyndham has been going on for...?
[02:03.916]Two years
[02:05.415]And your first name again is...?
[02:07.163]Nikos
[02:07.913]And your boyfriend's name is...?
[02:08.916]Carlos
[02:12.085]I-I sorry!
[02:12.335]I misunderstand!
[02:14.331]You say "boyfriend"
[02:16.085]I thought you say "best friend"
[02:18.085]Carlos is my best friend
[02:21.085]You bastard!
[02:23.082]You lying bastard!
[02:25.585]That's it, I no cover for you no more!
[02:28.833]Peoples, I have a big announcement
[02:32.585]This man is gay and European
[02:35.018]Whoa!
[02:35.520]And neither is disgrace.
[02:37.020]Oh
[02:37.516]You gotta stop your bein'
[02:38.521]A completely closet case.
[02:40.269]Yes!
[02:40.768]It's me, not her he's seein'
[02:42.271]No matter what he say.
[02:44.020]I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way.
[02:47.768]You are so gay, you big parfait
[02:49.771]You flaming one-man cabaret
[02:51.189]I'm straight!
[02:51.686]You were not yesterday
[02:53.440]So if I may, I'm proud to say
[02:56.187]He's gay
[02:57.186]And European!
[02:57.938]He's gay
[02:58.688]And European!
[02:59.686]He's gay
[03:00.687]And European
[03:01.438]And gay
[03:04.185]Fine, okay, I'm gay
[03:05.187]Hooray!