[00:14.70]Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo[00:18.45]I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon[00:20.97]I got my sentence[00:22.50]I got my command[00:24.06]They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands[00:29.40]I could be a corp'ral into corp'ral punishment[00:32.88]Or the gen'ral manager of a large establishment[00:36.18]They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod[00:39.63]But I never thought they'd put me in the[00:41.34]Goon squad[00:45.42]They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye[00:46.74]Goon squad[00:52.89]They want you to come out to play[00:54.39]You'd better say goodbye[01:05.52]Some grow just like their dads[01:07.23]And some grow up too tall[01:09.00]Some go drinking with the lads[01:10.59]Some don't grow up at all[01:12.33]And you must find the proper place[01:14.04]For everything you see[01:15.90]But you'll never get to make a lampshade out of me[01:21.66]I could join a chain of males or be the missing (a) link[01:24.51]Looking for a lucky girl to put me in the pink[01:27.81]They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod[01:31.20]But I never thought they'd put me in the[01:32.85]Good squad ....[01:33.09]Mother, Father, I'm doing so well[02:00.72]I'm making such progress now that you can hardly tell[02:04.11]I fit in a little dedication[02:05.67]With one eye on the clock[02:07.35]They caught you under medication[02:09.33]You could be in for a shock[02:12.66]Thinking up the alibis that ev'ryone's forgotten[02:16.14]Just another mummy's boy gone to rotten[02:19.53]They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod[02:22.98]But I never thought they'd put me in the[02:24.75]Goon squad....