[00:27.026]I'm ready, ready as anybody can be[00:34.386]I'm ready, ready as anybody can be[00:42.681]Now I'm ready for you,[00:44.615]I hope you're ready for me[00:50.691]I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame[00:55.825]Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain[00:58.835]I'm drinkin'[01:00.084]TNT, smokin' dynamite,[01:02.961]I hope some screwball start a fight[01:08.416]I'm ready, ready as anybody can be[01:15.801]Now I'm ready for you,[01:17.551]I hope you're ready for me[01:24.638]All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair,[01:28.499]I know you think that[01:30.102]I ain't nowhere[01:31.816]But stop what your doin' an' look over here,[01:36.988]I'll prove to ya, baby, that[01:38.489]I ain't no square[01:41.084]I'm ready, ready as anybody can be[01:49.468]Now I'm ready for you,[01:50.754]I hope you're ready for me[02:22.114]I been drinkin' gin like never before[02:26.430]I feel so good, babe,[02:28.011]I want you to know[02:29.944]One more drink, and[02:31.877]I wish you would[02:33.844]I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, 'cause[02:38.778]I'm ready, ready as anybody can be[02:46.463]Now I'm ready for you,[02:48.260]I hope you're ready for me