[00:05.11]Anything you can do,[00:07.35]I can do better.[00:09.02]I can do anything[00:10.08]Better than you.[00:11.48]No, you can't.[00:12.02]Yes, I can. No, you can't.[00:13.25]Yes, I can. No, you can't.[00:14.70]Yes, I can,[00:15.30]Yes, I can![00:17.32]Anything you can be[00:19.37]I can be greater.[00:20.27]Sooner or later,[00:20.82]I'm greater than you.[00:22.51]No, you're not. Yes, I am.[00:23.87]No, you're not. Yes, I am.[00:25.18]No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.[00:26.59]Yes, I am![00:28.58]I can shoot a partridge[00:29.96]With a single cartridge.[00:31.01]I can get a sparrow[00:32.51]With a bow and arrow.[00:33.92]I can live on bread and cheese.[00:36.56]And only on that?[00:37.92]Yes.[00:38.99]So can a rat![00:39.62]Any note you can reach[00:40.80]I can go higher.[00:42.26]I can sing anything[00:43.61]Higher than you.[00:44.88]No, you can't. (High)[00:45.25]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)[00:46.77]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)[00:48.16]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)[00:49.59]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)[00:51.50]Yes, I CAN! (Highest)[00:55.72]Anything you can buy[00:59.13]I can buy cheaper.[01:00.30]I can buy anything[01:01.71]Cheaper than you.[01:02.80]Fifty cents?[01:03.61]Forty cents! Thirty cents?[01:04.31]Twenty cents! No, you can't![01:05.79]Yes, I can,[01:06.85]Yes, I can![01:08.84]Anything you can say[01:10.51]I can say softer.[01:11.55]I can say anything[01:12.77]Softer than you.[01:13.94]No, you can't. (Softly)[01:14.86]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)[01:15.96]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)[01:17.18]Yes, I can. (Softer)[01:17.80]YES, I CAN! (Full volume)[01:19.96]I can drink my liquor[01:21.18]Faster than a flicker.[01:22.43]I can drink it quicker[01:23.94]And get even sicker![01:25.30]I can open any safe.[01:28.02]Without bein' caught?[01:29.38]Sure.[01:30.35]That's what I thought--[01:31.21]you crook![01:31.52]Any note you can hold[01:32.49]I can hold longer.[01:33.82]I can hold any note[01:35.18]Longer than you.[01:36.24]No, you can't.[01:36.94]Yes, I can No, you can't.[01:38.36]Yes, I can No, you can't.[01:39.72]Yes, I can[01:40.30]Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--[01:42.03]CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)[01:49.81]Yes, you ca-a-a-an![01:56.42]Anything you can wear[02:00.02]I can wear better.[02:01.40]In what you wear[02:02.61]I'd look better than you.[02:03.83]In my coat?[02:04.98]In your vest! In my shoes?[02:05.78]In your hat! No, you can't![02:07.18]Yes, I can[02:07.84]Yes, I CAN![02:09.88]Anything you say[02:11.22]I can say faster.[02:12.52]I can say anything[02:13.97]Faster than you.[02:15.16]No, you can't. (Fast)[02:15.91]Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)[02:16.47]Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)[02:17.39]YesIcan! (Fastest)[02:20.80]I can jump a hurdle.[02:22.15]I can wear a girdle.[02:23.36]I can knit a sweater.[02:24.84]I can fill it better![02:26.18]I can do most anything![02:28.77]Can you bake a pie? No.[02:30.19]Neither can I.[02:31.88]Anything you can sing[02:33.21]I can sing sweeter.[02:34.50]I can sing anything[02:35.88]Sweeter than you.[02:36.97]No, you can't. (Sweetly)[02:39.26]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)[02:42.87]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)[02:46.50]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)[02:48.51]Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)[02:51.70]Yes, I can! No, you can't!