[00:00.00] 作词 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr.[00:00.98] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr.[00:01.97]I was born with a dick in my brai[00:03.52]Yeah mother****er in the hea[00:04.91]My step-father said that I sucked in the bed[00:07.30]'Til one night he snuck in and said[00:09.15]We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she[00:12.25]"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"[00:14.66]After I **** you in the butt, get some hea[00:17.12]Bust a nut, get some rest[00:18.33]The next day my mother said,[00:19.88]I don't know what the ****'s up with this kid[00:21.97]The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared[00:24.37]He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead[00:26.94]Jeffrey don't let that ****** get you upset[00:29.37]Go in there stick a ****ing cigarette to his nec[00:31.82]I bet you he's faking it, I bet you[00:33.72]I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get[00:36.61]I'll go handle this of course unless you object[00:39.28]Ah, go **** his brains out if any is left in his hea[00:41.82]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[00:44.13]Under my bed and up under my faucet[00:46.65]Then you would know I've completely lost it[00:49.11]Is he nuts? No, he's insane[00:52.36]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[00:53.97]Under my bed and up under my faucet[00:56.55]Then you would know I've completely lost it[00:58.92]Is he nuts? No, he's insane[01:02.13]You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off[01:03.89]I just got ****ing chased off with a chainsa[01:06.40]Then he took the chainsaw bit the ****ing blades of[01:08.72]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot[01:11.11]Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop[01:13.59]Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong[01:16.04]Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong[01:18.45]That mother****er's got nuts like king kon[01:20.89]Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn[01:23.29]And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on[01:25.79]Then he took his pants he took every ****ing thing off[01:28.29]Everything except his tank top and his training bra[01:30.86]Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog[01:33.14]Man that mother****er's gangsta, ain't he dog?[01:35.60]Shady dog, what be going through that ****ing brain of yours?[01:38.11]Say no more, what the **** you waiting for? Sing along.[01:40.86]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[01:42.89]Under my bed and up under my faucet[01:45.42]Then you would know I've completely lost it[01:47.89]Is he nuts? No, he's insane[01:51.02]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[01:52.79]Under my bed and up under my faucet[01:55.14]Then you would know I've completely lost it[01:57.58]Is he nuts? No, he's insane[02:00.83]Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)[02:01.78]Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?[02:04.96]**** 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching[02:07.36]Burp belch and go back for a second helping[02:09.83]Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?[02:12.29]I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me[02:14.70]**** a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping[02:17.12]Shady what the **** you saying? I don't know help me![02:19.71]What the ****'s happening? I think I'm ****ing melting![02:22.16]Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being[02:24.52]No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing[02:26.96]I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see[02:29.47]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me[02:31.90]She showed me a movie like Nigh*************are on Elm Street[02:34.42]But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey[02:36.76]Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene[02:39.62]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[02:41.63]Under my bed and up under my faucet[02:44.20]Then you would know I've completely lost it[02:46.64]Is he nuts? No, he's insane[02:49.68]If you could count the skeletons in my closet[02:51.43]Under my bed and up under my faucet[02:54.24]Then you would know I've completely lost it[02:56.47]Is he nuts? No, he's insane