The Old Prince Still Lives At Home - Shad.mp3

[00:05.88]"The old prince still lived at home..."
[00:10.32]Yeah...Yo,
[00:10.86]I live at home still,
[00:12.09]Not payin' phone bills, hydro, or rentand my mom makes most meals.
[00:16.29]So its so ill,
[00:17.43]I don't need no skrill
[00:18.84]Only cash for gas when
[00:20.07]I borrow my folks wheels."But you can't drive!"
[00:22.56]Whatever,
[00:22.92]I van dive."Get a good bike!"
[00:24.96]Man who I look like, that
[00:25.89]Lance guy?
[00:26.94]I ain't pushin' no banana seat,
[00:28.56]Lookin' like some 8 year old kid on your grandma's street.
[00:31.29]You can go ahead call me lazy,"Lazy!"
[00:33.15]I just retire real young y'all, call me
[00:35.22]Jay-z.Or maybe
[00:36.21]I just hate these crappy jobs call me crazy,
[00:38.43]But I refuse to work em man its miserable.
[00:40.41]Can't do it less its due to circumstance
[00:42.60]And I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetite.
[00:45.48]For the time bein' y'all
[00:46.68]I'll sacrifice,
[00:47.61]And have a life minus a couple luxuries.
[00:50.13]Just cuttin' my budget schemes and gettin' some stuff for free,
[00:53.01]Like why's a brother need a dentist?"Its expensive"
[00:55.44]So my gums are bleedin', they do every time when he scrubs em clean,
[00:58.41]And every year they try to bump the fee,
[01:00.15]Plus he'll probably recommend braces."There you go"
[01:02.46]That's another
[01:03.15]G!Well thanks a lot doc' but listen
[01:05.22]I can brush my teeth
[01:06.27]All on my own so you ain't gon' hustle me.
[01:09.00]So that takes care of the dental plan, now here's a potential scam,
[01:12.00]Getting my toes crushed by your rental van.
[01:14.25]Then if I sue the driver and the rental guys,
[01:16.80]Enterprise or whatever,
[01:18.03]I bet they would settle nice.
[01:19.59]Court adjourned now
[01:20.79]I just gotta pay for the law forms."That's easy"
[01:22.92]Spend two weeks eatin' popcorn,
[01:24.69]Like students do, 'cept
[01:25.83]I'm grown and its not dorms,
[01:27.27]So its a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more.
[01:29.91]But what y'all gotta mock for?
[01:31.62]Whats wrong with my mach three?
[01:32.97]Y'all gotta be macho and mock more?
[01:35.28]Well not me and
[01:36.21]I do not need to change blades,
[01:37.89]Summer O'hara shave, chin back face legs,
[01:40.71]And the rashes rarely last more than 8 days,
[01:43.14]Usually, so thats cool with me
[01:44.73]I can save great."But hygiene!"
[01:46.65]Man, thats no reason to buy things
[01:48.24]Like soap or visines or gettin' clothes dry-cleaned.
[01:51.27]I don't throw away dough on no facials,
[01:53.40]Yeah I make rolls of my pennies,
[01:55.02]I even pay folks in clubs out this case full of pesos
[01:58.17]I lug,"Bro get 'em exchanged!"
[01:59.97]Nope I'm waitin' til the rates lower."Scrub!"
[02:01.86]Don't hate yo, just cause y'all wasteful,
[02:03.93]Y'all wana make your brud a scapegoat, its bug.
[02:06.87]Its all nuance, use your head,
[02:09.00]Why get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead?
[02:11.52]If you got a little bread, like, croutons,
[02:12.33]Download them new songs, and spread them coupons."Shad, what happened?"
[02:13.77]I, uh, I couldnt afford the whole beat."Wow."
[02:14.61]So, uh, I know."You couldn't afford..."
[02:15.27]Yeah, no, the guy was just charging so much it was totally not worth it.
[02:16.68]So I was just like, lets like, um, kinda just vibe with it."What?"
[02:18.00]Like I'll just like spit the verse and then you just start clapping the last verse."Clap my hands?"
[02:20.16]Yeah, just clap your hands from there, whatever.
[02:21.18]I'll just,
[02:21.36]I'll start it,
[02:21.66]I'll start it, its like,
[02:22.11]Yo, if you happy when you save two dollars a week,
[02:24.66]Steal your neighbors empty bottles and keep all your receipts,
[02:27.24]And only treat your girl yearly to
[02:28.71]McDonalds to eat,
[02:29.70]Don't be ashamed, pop ya colla's man, holla at me!"Holla!"
[02:32.34]If y'all are this cheap, cause this is for acknowledgin' peeps,
[02:35.01]Who's gotta track every dime usin' columns and sheets.
[02:37.80]If you strip search the mall for the bargain to beat,
[02:40.17]Like every day you just a penny saved from starvin' on the streets,
[02:42.93]Keep carvin' the niche y'all started on a job for the week.
[02:45.57]Little Shaddies still to come for their college degree,
[02:48.21]Yo I figure startin' early on the market is key,
[02:50.70]Cause I plan on havin' smart daughters, all
[02:52.56]Harvard M.
[02:53.16]D.And regardless we gon' never put a car on the streets,
[02:56.16]Less them gas prices lower and the parkin' is free,
[02:58.71]And no parka for me not even gloves scarves or a fleece,
[03:01.41]I may freeze but
[03:02.34]I'll keep savin' marvelously, holla!
[03:03.96]I told you we just have to vibe with it man.
[03:04.83]Its good."That sounds awesome."
[03:05.40]Its ****ed up, yeah
[03:09.00]I know its a good track.
[03:09.48]Cut it.