[00:00.00] 作曲 : Louis Jones[00:06.64]Closest to the bone[00:09.60]Sweeter is the meat[00:12.58]Last slice of Virginia ham[00:14.77]Is the best that you can eat[00:17.73]Don't talk about my baby[00:20.17]She's slender but she's sweet[00:23.06]Closest to the bone[00:25.57]And sweeter is the meat[00:28.42]Now she'd make a good thermometer[00:31.30]If she drank a glass of wine[00:33.75]She's built just like a garter snake[00:36.54]She climbs up like a vine[00:39.12]My friends tell me I'm a fool[00:41.98]To love a girl like that[00:44.94]Here's the reason I like 'em slim[00:47.07]Instead of big and fat[00:49.74]'Cause closest to the bone[00:53.08]Sweeter is the meat[00:55.83]Last slice of Virginia ham[00:58.15]Is the best that you can eat[01:00.83]Now don't talk about my baby[01:03.32]She's slender but she's sweet[01:05.79]Umm, closest to the bone[01:08.38]And sweeter is the meat[01:11.11]Let's go[01:14.42]Yeah, let's go, yeah, boy[01:27.44]Attaboy[01:30.06]One more, one more[01:32.03]One more, one more[01:34.63]Yeah, boy[01:36.67]In the moonlight[01:43.17]Yeah, closest to the bone, yeah[01:49.53]Ahh, look out now[02:39.87]Now she'd make a first class fountain pen[02:42.80]If she only knew how to write[02:45.42]Her figure's like a piece of string[02:47.85]Umm, she rolls up every night[02:50.20]Everybody thinks that I'm a nut[02:53.28]To love this lovely worm[02:55.75]Boy there's one reason I like 'em slim[02:58.60]Instead of round and firm[03:01.08]'Cause closest to the bone[03:04.55]Sweeter is the meat[03:07.33]Last slice of Virginia ham[03:09.56]Is the best that you can eat[03:12.02]Now don'cha talk about my baby[03:15.02]She's slender but she's sweet, umm[03:18.11]Closest to the bone[03:20.05]Umm, sweet, I got another one now[03:22.06]Listen here[03:22.94]Umm, she'd make a fine piccolo[03:25.65]If she only stayed on key[03:28.52]Boy, she's shaped like a rubber band[03:31.02]And she loves to snap at me[03:34.00]Everybody thinks I'm insane[03:36.67]To overlook her faults[03:39.07]But here's the reason I like 'em skinny[03:41.67]Instead of full of schmaltz[03:44.10]'Cause closest to the bone[03:47.60]Sweeter is the meat[03:50.09]Last slice of Virginia ham[03:52.63]Is the best that you can eat[03:55.58]Don't talk about my baby[03:58.05]She's slender but she's sweet[04:00.65]And it's closest to the bone[04:03.33]And sweeter is the meat