[00:00.00] 作曲 : GWAR[00:12.09]Chorus:[00:12.33]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler[00:12.96]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's[00:15.42]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler[00:16.05]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler[00:21.75]could have been a Tailor,[00:22.44]He turned out to be Norman Mailer[00:23.64]Whoaaoo[00:23.94]He stepped back and he smoked a joint[00:36.93]Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point[00:39.51]Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer[00:41.10]Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure[00:59.46](chorus)[01:04.77]He's so glad he's Vlad[01:05.49]When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks[02:14.16]But you know they didn't like him[02:16.68]because all the Turks were jerks[02:17.91]When Vlad returned home his wrath[02:22.71]for his ancient foe had spurned[02:25.20]But the ancient art of impalement[02:26.22]was something that the boy had learned[02:28.35]Oh, how he learned[02:32.40]He learned, they burned and burned and burned[02:37.17]Rotisseries of corpses turned[02:37.86]He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad