[00:01.235]Niko it's your cousin![00:03.063]Why don't you take me bowling...[00:25.057][00:25.058]I came into this country[00:27.044]To leave a life of trouble[00:29.238]But ever since since I got here man[00:31.484]My blood pressure has doubled[00:33.653]These promises of freedom[00:35.821]And mammary attractions[00:37.911]Turned out to be a bunch of crap[00:40.157]And misleading distractions[00:42.429][00:42.430]My cousin is an idiot[00:44.493]He's always in a mess[00:46.740]And cleaning up his problems[00:48.464]Is a constant source of stress[00:51.128]And every time I'm on a job[00:53.192]He won't leave me alone[00:55.125]Every hour every minute man[00:57.555]He rings my bloody phone...[00:59.957][00:59.958]Niko it's your cousin![01:02.022]Why don't you take me bowling![01:04.268]And afterwards we'll go get drunk[01:06.384]And go a rock-n-rolling![01:08.631]Cousin, it's your cousin![01:10.746]Let's get a Bleeder Burger![01:12.993]And wash away the taste of all[01:15.135]That carnage, crime & murder[01:17.354][01:17.355]Niko it's your cousin![01:19.445]Why don't you take me bowling![01:26.159]Niko it's your cousin![01:28.118]Why don't you take me bowling![01:34.935][01:34.936]Roman what the hell![01:36.608]Now is really not the time...[01:39.063]I'm kind of in the middle of[01:41.362]A quite demanding crime[01:43.504]I'm driving like a maniac[01:45.672]I'm on a high speed chase[01:47.422]And you want me to desist[01:49.617]So you can stuff your fatty face?[01:52.255]Why don't you phone these cops[01:54.397]And tell them to calm down[01:56.617]Maybe then I'll have the time[01:58.864]To ferry you around[02:00.928]I'll phone you when it's over[02:03.070]If I don't hit a wall[02:05.316]And then I'll show you just where[02:07.171]You can stick your bowling balls[02:09.818][02:09.819]Niko it's your cousin![02:11.768]Why don't you take me bowling![02:13.911]And afterwards we'll go get drunk[02:16.314]And go a rock-n-rolling![02:18.508]Cousin, it's your cousin![02:20.520]Let's get a Bleeder Burger![02:22.818]And wash away the taste of all[02:25.039]That carnage, crime & murder[02:27.180][02:27.181]Niko it's your cousin![02:29.349]Why don't you take me bowling![02:36.010]Niko it's your cousin![02:37.917]Why don't you take me bowling![02:46.402][02:46.403]I've got 99 trouble on this city[02:49.614]And a fat idiot cousin is definite one