[00:00.00] 作词 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein[00:00.22] 作曲 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein[00:00.45]If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02.80]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[00:05.41][00:05.72]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[00:08.18]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:10.80]Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"[00:13.50]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those[00:15.90]If you grew up with holes in your zapitos[00:18.40]You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe[00:20.96]I'm like **** you critics you can kiss my whole a*****e[00:23.76]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:26.26]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show[00:28.61]They don't play my hits well I don't give a **** so[00:31.47]Rap mags try and use my black ass[00:34.01]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...****ers[00:36.91]I don't know what you take me as[00:38.97]or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[00:41.65]I'm from rags to ritches ****ing I ain't dumb[00:44.17]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[00:46.60]Hit me[00:46.98][00:49.90]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one[00:51.91]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:54.45]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[00:56.89]Hit me[00:57.24][00:57.58]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw[00:59.73]In my rear view mirror is the mother****ing law[01:02.17]I got two choices yall pull over the car or[01:04.48]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor[01:07.50]Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake[01:10.10]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case[01:12.31]So I...pull over to the side of the road[01:14.90]And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"[01:17.71]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low[01:20.09]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know[01:22.76]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?[01:25.35]"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"[01:27.98]"License and registration and step out of the car"[01:30.56]"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"[01:33.16]I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit[01:35.65]"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"[01:38.57]Well my glove compar**ent is locked so is the trunk and the back[01:41.05]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that[01:43.30]"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"[01:47.21]"Or somebody important or something?"[01:49.15]Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit[01:51.35]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit[01:53.70]"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"[01:56.26]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[01:58.67]Hit me[01:59.05][02:01.82]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one[02:03.88]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[02:06.42]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[02:08.91]Hit me[02:09.28][02:12.22]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one[02:14.13]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[02:16.62]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[02:19.14]Hit me[02:19.55][02:19.93]Now once upon a time not too long ago[02:21.86]A b***h like myself had to strong arm a hoe[02:24.35]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p***y[02:26.93]But a p***y having no God Damn sense, try and push me[02:30.12]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord[02:32.09]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform[02:35.03]You know the type loud as a motor bike[02:37.43]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[02:39.79]The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping[02:42.53]He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain[02:45.39]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again[02:47.70]Back through the system with the riff raff again[02:50.45]Fiends on the floor scratching again[02:52.86]Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them[02:55.22]D.A. tried to give the b***h the shaft again[02:58.01]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African[03:00.60]All because this fool was horrasin them[03:03.13]Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin[03:05.70]But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun[03:08.26]I got 99 problems but being a b***h ain't one[03:10.78]Hit me[03:11.10][03:13.96]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one[03:15.97]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[03:18.48]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[03:21.00]Hit me[03:21.37][03:24.18]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one[03:26.30]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[03:28.84]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[03:31.29]Hit me[03:31.66][03:37.17]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[03:39.33]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one[03:41.57][03:43.24]You're crazy for this one Rick[03:45.57]It's your boy[03:46.36][03:54.21]