[00:20.00]YUP[00:21.35]Steps up to the plate[00:22.55]Little brother, little league,87 he was 8[00:24.85]Rookie season for the skinny slugger[00:26.00]Newly out of tee-ball[00:27.00]Pit against a pitcher with a ripper you could eat off[00:30.00]Churched then a grump alones runner third first[00:32.00]Granny yelling "Go Cubs!", nose in her word search[00:34.70]See MILFs like apes on a monolithic bleacher[00:36.70]and are advocating war and peace in lieu of sport and leisure[00:39.10]"Hi Peggy"[00:40.10]I was 10, chewing on a sweet tart[00:42.10]Little brother, left-field, Queen's guard[00:43.30]Mean arm, knees bent,2-out, 2 on bags[00:47.30]When I caught him staring down at something moving through the grass[00:49.30][00:50.30]Tagged runner, and the whole cast rotate[00:52.30]Not before he could identify the culprit[00:53.30]Granny yelling, "Go Cubs!"[00:54.30]Graham yelling, "Gopher!"[00:56.30]New left-fielder give a **** about a homer[00:58.30]Got a homie, little rodent, head and shoulders at a supple[01:01.30]No baseball in the bubble,Ruh-roh[01:04.30]Parents thought it adorable[01:05.60]The players followed suit[01:06.60]Inning crawling to a close Head coach not amused[01:09.60]Coach seeing red[01:10.30]Coach on the diamond dragging 27 inches of aluminium behind him[01:12.80]When he transverse 3rd, the families turn nervous[01:16.10]The following is a transcript of man vs vermin[01:18.10]Here we go[01:20.10]Man stands out by a hole[01:21.10]Pest pops up to patrol[01:24.10]Man plays live whack-a-mole[01:24.90]In a scene that would try every child as adult[01:28.00]Woah[01:29.00]Pallbearer with a ball mitt[01:31.00]Thrown over the fence[01:32.00]Coach at the bench[01:33.50]Both teams lose[01:34.50]“GOOD GAME,GOOD GAME”[01:36.50]Granny yelling "Go Cubs!", Cubs ain't playing[01:39.10]My little brother is a funny dude[01:41.10]A lot of funny shit happened to him[01:43.10]My other brother pretty funny too[01:46.10]Ain't seen him in a minute though[02:03.10]Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers[02:18.10]Yup[02:18.90]Not a part of the machine[02:20.10]Big brother, big idea, 9-0, 16[02:22.10]Neubaten tee, plaid flannel laden adolescent art kidNeubaten[02:25.10]Tony Hawk hair, Skinny Puppy denim[02:27.10]And a record player vomiting Alien Blood Fiend[02:30.10]Peel sessions in a Christian home for field testing[02:32.10]It's real youth in the palm of your hand[02:35.10]When your Mom thinks Satan is involved in a band[02:37.10]We were buried in the village voice[02:39.10]Checking who was playing where[02:41.10]Pulled his head up out the paper, pushing out a single tear[02:43.10]Five words, like a beacon of light in the mist[02:45.10]"Ministry live at the Ritz"“[02:48.10]It was Christ has risen to Chris[02:49.10]loves, 2 fish[02:50.10]Miracle of mechanized loops on 2-inch[02:52.10]Coming to a theatre he would be there in the flesh[02:54.10]Moms didn't say "No," but she didn't say "Yes"[02:57.10]Copped tickets, ha the plot thickens[02:59.10]Countdown to ultimate concert experience[03:01.10]Mom still worrying[03:01.10]"Why are they called Ministry? Are they a cult?"[03:05.10]Maybe she could probably investigate[03:07.10]Bought a mag with an Al Jourgensen interview[03:09.10]Read a couple sentences, glanced at a pic or two or three[03:11.10]That's all, no fair trial[03:14.10]Simply, "You will not be going to the show and that's final!"[03:16.10]What occurred next were the top of the lungs of a son who unjustly had lost what he'd loved[03:21.10]In a moment that would transcend anger to high-arts[03:24.10]Said, "This is something I am willing to die for!"[03:27.10]Can you even imagine a death in the fam from industrial fandom?[03:31.10]Anyway, no body count no concert and Chris kicked rocks in his mismatched converse[03:37.10]My older brother is a funny dude[03:40.10]A lot of funny shit happened to him[03:42.10]We hadn't spoken in a couple moons[03:44.10]I called him last night[03:45.10]"How you doing?"[04:01.10]Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers