The Money Song - Various Artists.mp3

[00:00.197]NICKY: Help the homeless!
[00:01.925]Help the homeless!
[00:03.492]Ooh! Hey Princeton!
[00:04.780]Give me a quarter!
[00:08.651]Here in my hat!
[00:12.333]Come on, Princeton!
[00:15.375]It's as easy as that!
[00:18.703]Helping others brings you closer to God
[00:22.870]So give me a quarter
[00:25.505]PRINCETON: I don't have any change
[00:26.793]NICKY: Hmmm... okay
[00:28.376]Give me a dollar
[00:29.432]PRINCETON: That's not what I meant
[00:30.748]NICKY: Give me a five
[00:31.779]PRINCETON: Are you kidding?
[00:33.348]NICKY: The more you give, the more you get
[00:35.911]That's being alive!
[00:38.755]All I'm asking you is to do what Jesus Christ would do
[00:43.893]He'd give me a quarter
[00:45.720]Why don't you?
[00:47.036]PRINCETON: All right, all right, here you go
[00:48.339]NICKY: Ahh, thanks!
[00:49.116]PRINCETON: Take care. Whoa!
[00:51.472]NICKY: What's the matter?
[00:52.977]PRINCETON: I feel generous! I feel compassionate!
[00:56.643]NICKY: You do?
[00:57.403]PRINCETON: Yeah! I feel like a new person—a good person!
[01:01.588]Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!
[01:03.937]NICKY: That's what I've been trying to tell you—
[01:06.030]PRINCETON: All this time I've been running around thinking about me, me, me—
[01:09.091]And where has it gotten me!
[01:10.897]I'm gonna do something for someone else!
[01:13.986]NICKY: Me?
[01:14.763]PRINCETON: No—Kate! I'm going to raise the money to build that stupid Monster School she's always talking about!
[01:21.510]Give me your money!
[01:22.813]NICKY: What?
[01:23.869]PRINCETON: I need it for Kate!
[01:24.648]NICKY: I need it to eat!
[01:25.677]PRINCETON: Come on, Nicky!
[01:26.993]NICKY: Aww, get lost!
[01:27.769]PRINCETON: It'll make you feel great!
[01:29.092]NICKY: So would a burger!
[01:30.851]PRINCETON: When her dream comes true
[01:32.942]It'll all be partly thanks to you
[01:35.787]So give me your money!
[01:37.107]NICKY: I'd like to, but I can't
[01:39.094]PRINCETON: Give me your money!
[01:39.872]NICKY: I'd like to, but I need it!
[01:41.427]PRINCETON: Give me your money!
[01:42.726]NICKY: I'd like to, but I'm homeless!
[01:44.816]I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
[01:46.384]I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
[01:47.970]I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
[01:50.791]Okay, here you go
[01:52.082]PRINCETON: Thank you!
[01:57.821]NICKY: Suddenly
[01:59.125]I am feeling closer to God
[02:03.567]It's time to stop begging
[02:04.870]It's time to start giving!
[02:06.455]What can I give to Rod?
[02:08.297]Something he'll like so much he'll take me back
[02:10.640]Ooh, I know! I'll find him a boyfriend!
[02:13.020]PRINCETON: That's the spirit!
[02:14.761]BOTH: When you help others
[02:18.419]You can't help helping yourself!
[02:22.590]When you help others
[02:25.423]You can't help helping yourself!
[02:29.776]GARY: Hey boys, what's the hat for?
[02:31.592]NICKY: Ooh, we're collecting money!
[02:32.634]PRINCETON: It's for Kate! We're raising money to help build her dream school!
[02:37.070]Give us your money!
[02:38.389]NICKY: You'll be glad that you did!
[02:40.482]GARY: That's just what my parents told me
[02:43.351]When I was a kid
[02:45.154]Shit
[02:45.926]NICKY: But giving feels so great
[02:48.544]GARY: And I bet it wouldn't hurt your chances with Kate
[02:51.434]PRINCETON: Well, that too
[02:53.001]GARY: I'll give you a dollar
[02:54.769]PRINCETON: You're a gentleman and a scholar
[02:57.654]CHRISTMAS EVE: We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!
[03:01.604]BRIAN: Honey, don't tell them that!
[03:03.451]CHRISTMAS EVE: We get about 2,000 bucks!
[03:05.018]Brian: Uh, yeah, so—thanks, everybody!
[03:07.638]CHRISTMAS EVE: We rich!
[03:09.102]PRINCETON: Give us your money!
[03:09.894]NICKY: Give us your money!
[03:10.673]GARY: Give us your goddamn money!
[03:12.750]PRINCETON: Give us the dough!
[03:13.807]NICKY & GARY: Give us the dough!
[03:15.389]PRINCETON, NICKY & GARY: We're raising money for a Monster School
[03:18.012]But we've got a ways to go
[03:21.146]PRINCETON: Sounds like you've got money to burn
[03:23.754]NICKY: And it's not like money that you had to earn
[03:26.645]PRINCETON, NICKY & GARY: So give us your money—
[03:28.659]CHRISTMAS EVE: A monster school?
[03:29.980]BRIAN: Sounds like a good cause
[03:31.724]CHRISTMAS EVE: Give me your wallet
[03:32.761]PRINCETON: Oh my gosh! I don't know how to thank you guys! I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
[03:36.660]That kind of money is such a great start
[03:38.223]GARY: Yeah, $15
[03:40.821]PRINCETON: $15?
[03:42.934]CHRISTMAS EVE: Every little bit help
[03:43.974]NICKY: Looks like we're gonna have to ask more people!
[03:46.851]ALL: Hey! Give us your money!
[03:50.007]All that you've got!
[03:52.102]Just fork it on over
[03:53.941]GARY: Or some puppets will get shot!
[03:55.948]PRINCETON: Hey!
[03:56.994]ALL: It's time to pass the hat
[03:58.308]GARY: And there's nothing you can do 'bout that
[04:01.463]ALL: So give us your money!
[04:03.723]Give us your money!
[04:06.080]Give us your money!
[04:09.749]When you help others
[04:12.649]You can't help helping yourself!
[04:16.865]When you help others
[04:19.737]You can't help helping yourself!
[04:23.653]Every time you do good deeds
[04:27.340]You're also serving your own needs
[04:30.723]When you help others
[04:34.103]You're really help helping yourself!
[04:38.042]When you give to a worthy cause
[04:41.434]You'll feel as jolly as Santa Claus
[04:45.068]When you help others
[04:48.489]You can't
[04:49.283]Help
[04:50.078]Helping yourself!