[00:00.00] 作曲 : LL Cool J & Rick Rubin[00:09.30]He man, Ive seen ya, think ya rockin it on the floor...[00:13.30]You look like a moron! who let you in the door?[00:17.86]To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed.[00:21.74]They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.[00:25.99]You cant dance![00:34.55]Why dont you just nail your feet to the floor?[00:37.42]Homeboy, whats the use?[00:39.24]Anytime you wanna step aside a party,[00:41.30]First think of an excuse.[00:43.86]You dance like a fat old lady[00:45.30]Not sayin that fat old ladies aint nice,[00:47.99]But every time you try to get one move right.[00:50.18]The old lady then did it twice.[00:51.92]You cant dance![01:00.93]Youve been a dancing disco disaster,[01:02.99]The worst I ever saw.[01:05.11]They should dropkick you on the neck[01:07.24]And drag you off the floor.[01:09.74]In every discotheque, I see you there[01:12.05]In the middle of the crowd,[01:13.99]Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.[01:17.24]You cant dance![01:26.30]Take my advice, dont move![01:28.93]Youll never get the knack.[01:30.99]If I danced like you Id sneak out the party[01:34.24]And wouldnt be coming back.[01:35.24]On the floor youre a dinosaur, yeah boy, thats how you move.[01:39.80]You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon.[01:43.74]You cant dance![01:52.93]You wanna come to my party?[01:54.99]I wouldnt give you a chance.[01:57.05]You tried to take breakdance lessons,[01:59.05]Ended up in an ambulance.[02:01.49]Wouldnt it be funny if they put you on solid gold?[02:05.80]You dance like you got arthritis already,[02:07.99]Whatll happen when you get old?[02:09.61]You cant dance![02:19.12]Why are you so stiff?[02:20.61]Is it something that your mother did?[02:22.99]Maybe you grew up around cant dance people[02:25.30]When you were a cant dance kid.[02:27.30]You live in a cant dance house,[02:29.18]Went out in a cant dance car,[02:31.55]Your doofy cant dance father[02:33.62]Got drunk in a cant dance bar.[02:36.05]You take a cant dance bath,[02:37.93]Put on your cant dance cologne.[02:40.05]Go out to a cant dance party[02:41.87]So you wouldnt have to cant dance all alone.[02:44.11]You cant dance![02:59.53][03:05.09]Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?