Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3

Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3
[00:07.29]Whoa, yeah! [00...
[00:07.29]Whoa, yeah!
[00:23.28]You've got a 65
[00:27.33]Chevy Malibu
[00:31.26]With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
[00:39.84]I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
[00:43.56]And a slightly-used sombrero
[00:47.58]And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist
[00:51.87]Craigslist
[01:03.81]I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on
[01:15.60]YeahWell, we shared a quick glance
[01:19.41]Saturday at the mall
[01:21.15]I never took a chance, never approached you at all
[01:31.29]You were a blonde half-
[01:33.18]Asian with a bad case of gas
[01:35.58]I was wearin' red
[01:36.96]Speedos and a hockey mask
[01:39.36]Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed
[01:44.13]On Craigslist
[01:55.23]Yeah, Craigslist, come on
[02:03.81]I'm on Craigslist, baby
[02:10.47]Maybe you are too
[02:14.10]Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
[02:44.73]An open letter to the snotty barista
[02:47.40]At the Coffee
[02:48.45]Bean on San
[02:49.41]Vicente Boulevard:
[02:51.72]I know there were 20 people behind me in line
[02:55.14]But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
[03:00.03]Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
[03:03.27]That means
[03:04.62]I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
[03:09.69]So what's with the attitude, lady?
[03:12.42]No tip for you
[03:15.48]Got a trash can of
[03:17.07]Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free
[03:23.46]You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
[03:31.53]But the trash can ain't part of the deal
[03:35.58]Only givin' you the peanuts, get real
[03:39.36]Don't have no
[03:40.17]Hefty bags, so bring your own
[03:43.77]Don't bug me with questions on the phone
[03:47.67]Don't ask for help, don't waste my time
[03:51.87]And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime
[03:55.35]Just ask yourself
[03:56.64]Do you want my
[03:57.18]Styrofoam peanuts?
[03:57.63]You can have my
[03:57.99]Styrofoam peanuts
[04:01.77]Do you want my
[04:02.07]Styrofoam peanuts?
[04:03.18]You can have 'em all
[04:11.22]They're on
[04:12.00]Craigslist, yeah
[04:19.95]Craigslist, oh baby, come on
[04:27.84]I'm on Craigslist,
[04:28.95]Craigslist,
[04:29.94]Craigslist
[04:31.80]I'm on Craigslist,
[04:32.94]Craigslist,
[04:33.93]Craigslist now
[04:34.53]Craigslist
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