[00:00.000] 作词 : Neil Cicierega[00:01.000] 作曲 : Neil Cicierega[00:09.688]Old Godzilla was hopping around[00:11.360]Tokyo city like a big playground[00:13.562]When suddenly Batman burst from the shade[00:15.682]And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade[00:17.671]Godzilla got pissed and began to attack[00:19.670]But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq[00:21.840]Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu[00:24.091]When Aaron Carter came out of the blue[00:26.043]And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal[00:28.076]Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile[00:30.344]But before it could make it back to the Batcave[00:32.554]Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave[00:34.508]And took an AK-47 out from under his hat[00:36.470]Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat[00:38.601]But he ran out of bullets and he ran away[00:40.691]Because Optimus Prime came to save the day[00:43.506]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny[00:47.600]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see[00:51.785]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be[00:56.012]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny[01:08.399]Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime[01:10.308]Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime[01:12.376]And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track[01:14.477]But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back[01:16.677]And Batman was injured and trying to get steady[01:18.778]When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete[01:20.872]But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped[01:23.072]Indiana Jones took him out with his whip[01:25.013]Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind[01:27.249]And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find[01:29.372]'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed[01:31.459]And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist[01:33.491]Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault[01:35.484]While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault[01:37.745]Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air[01:39.679]Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare[01:41.973]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny[01:46.492]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see[01:50.760]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be[01:54.821]This is the ultimate showdown...[01:58.741]Angels sang out an immaculate chorus[02:02.768]Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris[02:07.321]Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones[02:11.266]Into the crotch of Indiana Jones[02:15.668]Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain[02:19.773]As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne[02:23.913]But Chuck saw through his clever disguise[02:27.992]And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs[02:32.647]Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white[02:34.530]And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight[02:36.663]And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie[02:38.790]And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie[02:40.912]Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader[02:43.483]Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger[02:45.377]Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan[02:47.319]Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan[02:49.442]All came out of nowhere lightning fast[02:51.521]And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass[02:53.386]It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw[02:55.539]With civilians looking on in total awe[02:57.796]The fight raged on for a century[02:59.767]Many lives were claimed but eventually[03:01.933]The champion stood, the rest saw their better[03:04.093]Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater[03:06.900]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny[03:10.797]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see[03:15.032]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be[03:19.043]This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)[03:23.480]This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)[03:27.792]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny