The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Neil Cicierega
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Neil Cicierega
[00:09.688]Old Godzilla was hopping around
[00:11.360]Tokyo city like a big playground
[00:13.562]When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:15.682]And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:17.671]Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:19.670]But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:21.840]Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
[00:24.091]When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:26.043]And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:28.076]Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:30.344]But before it could make it back to the Batcave
[00:32.554]Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:34.508]And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:36.470]Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:38.601]But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:40.691]Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:43.506]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:47.600]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[00:51.785]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[00:56.012]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:08.399]Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:10.308]Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
[01:12.376]And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:14.477]But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:16.677]And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:18.778]When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:20.872]But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:23.072]Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:25.013]Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:27.249]And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:29.372]'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:31.459]And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:33.491]Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:35.484]While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
[01:37.745]Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
[01:39.679]Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
[01:41.973]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:46.492]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[01:50.760]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[01:54.821]This is the ultimate showdown...
[01:58.741]Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
[02:02.768]Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
[02:07.321]Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
[02:11.266]Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
[02:15.668]Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
[02:19.773]As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
[02:23.913]But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
[02:27.992]And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
[02:32.647]Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white
[02:34.530]And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
[02:36.663]And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
[02:38.790]And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
[02:40.912]Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
[02:43.483]Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
[02:45.377]Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
[02:47.319]Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
[02:49.442]All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:51.521]And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:53.386]It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:55.539]With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:57.796]The fight raged on for a century
[02:59.767]Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:01.933]The champion stood, the rest saw their better
[03:04.093]Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[03:06.900]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:10.797]Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[03:15.032]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[03:19.043]This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
[03:23.480]This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
[03:27.792]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny