[00:01.10][00:10.78][00:18.94]Oh, I...I can't believe what you said to me[00:27.62]Last night we were alone[00:32.12]You threw your hands up[00:35.70]Baby you gave up, you gave up[00:42.08]I can't believe how you looked at me[00:46.20][00:50.17]In your tight jeans with your long hair[00:55.98]And your cigarette stained lies[01:03.62]Could we fix you if you broke[01:12.59]And with your punch line just a joke[01:21.53]I'll never talk again[01:25.53]Oh boy you've left me speechless[01:31.48]You've left me speechless, so speechless...[01:38.89]And I’ll never love again (Oh, friends)[01:45.50]You left me speechless[01:49.50]You've left me speechless, so speechless...[01:55.62][Stage Monologue:][01:56.54]And my makeup, every night, this ****ing makeup falls off right at that same lyric ****...[02:07.60]And on other note, not blow up too many people’s spots tonight[02:12.74]But...Liza Minnelli is here![02:19.60]I thought you all might want to stand up for her, because you know, it is Liza![02:32.52]And Marisa Tomei is here tonight![02:38.13]I usually would never tell you guys who is here tonight[02:42.06]But the reasons I’m telling you is because, these two women influenced me so much... when I was in Theater School[02:48.79]Because I went to Tisch, you know, at NYU[02:55.40]And what used to happen was the teachers would go:[03:00.63]“Well, your voice is too pop, and when you sing pop music, your voice is too theater...”[03:16.16]“And you know, you’re never gonna play a ****ing Madonna and you’re never gonna play blondes...”[03:23.03]“You know, you’re never gonna play the ingenue...”[03:27.65]“You’re never gonna be the main character, you’re never gonna be the Star...”[03:31.76]“...Because you have dark hair and it’s too ethnic”[03:45.91]So, I used to say, “Well, what about Liza?”[03:55.75]And then I’d get to acting class[03:58.16]And they always put out a script for me that Marisa had played in a movie[04:05.35]And they’d say,” You’ll play these kinds of...these kinds of really ballsy women roles[04:10.76]And you know what, there’s never a role other than that I’m ever gonna wanna play[04:14.61][04:17.82][Lyrics:][04:20.54]And after all the drinks and bars that we've been to[04:28.44]Would you give it all up?[04:31.00]Could I give it all up for you?[04:38.06]And after all the boys and girls that we've been through[04:45.04]Would you give it all up?[04:48.48]I never give it all up...[04:53.16]If I promise boy to you[05:01.10]Why never I talk again[05:10.99]And I'll never love again...[05:18.65]I'll never write a song[05:22.70]Won't even sing along[05:26.70][05:30.77][05:56.47]So speechless, babe...[06:16.68]