[00:00.00] 作词 : Craig Thomas/Carter Bays[00:01.00] 作曲 : Craig Thomas/Carter Bays[00:02.21]I know what you're thinking[00:03.25]What's Barney been drinking?[00:04.04]That girl was smoking hot[00:06.24]Yes I coulda nailed her[00:07.30]But no it's not a failure[00:08.33]'Cuz there's one thing she is not[00:10.14]To score a ten would be just fine[00:12.24]But I'd rather be dressed to the nines[00:15.09]It's a truth you can't refute[00:21.79]Nothing suits me like a suit[00:25.61]Picture a world where all the boys and girls[00:27.57]Are impeccably well dressed[00:29.54]That delivery guy in the jacket and tie[00:31.43]That puppy in the double-breast[00:33.59]That '80s dude with mutton chops[00:35.81]That baby with a lollipop[00:38.50]That lady cop who's kinda cute[00:45.26]Nothing suits 'em like a suit[00:47.34]Wingman I can wear[00:49.41]They're oh so debonair[00:51.24]The perfect way to snare[00:52.96]A girl with daddy issues[00:55.54]In navy blue or black[00:57.65]Check out this perfect rack[00:59.18]I want to give them a squeeze[01:02.65]Oh really? Then answer these questions[01:07.69]If you please[01:15.47]What would you do if you had to choose[01:17.38]Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.[01:19.11]What would you say[01:21.43]If you gave your suits away[01:22.70]In return you'd never grow old? Suits.[01:23.69]What would you pick[01:25.08]One million chicks[01:25.73]Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.[01:27.83]What if world peace[01:28.56]Were within your reach …[01:29.67]Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there.[01:31.34]It's suits. Come on, Lily.[01:32.82]Get your head outta your ass.[01:34.20]Two! Three! Four![01:39.09]Girls will go and girls will come[01:41.39]But there's only one absolute[01:44.01]Every bro on the go needs to know[01:45.90]That there's no accepted substitute[01:49.04]I'm sorry suits, let's make amends[01:51.77]My Sunday best are my best friends[01:55.10]Send casual Friday down the laundry chute[02:04.78]'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute[02:19.35]Like a …. wait for it …[02:27.80]Suit!