Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled) - Half Man Half Biscuit.mp3

Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled) - Half Man Half Biscuit.mp3
[00:23.91]I fell asleep a...
[00:23.91]I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
[00:26.91]Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr
[00:28.65]And I saw in a dream
[00:30.75]Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
[00:34.56]They were plunging headlong into a ravine
[00:39.03]And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[00:42.84]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[00:46.65]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[00:51.48]Your Evening of Swing
[01:01.80]Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
[01:05.13]To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
[01:08.91]And they took them to a crash site
[01:10.77]Unfurled a ball of twine
[01:12.72]And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
[01:16.95]No more the Multiplex
[01:18.78]Stood in its stead
[01:20.46]Pleasure grounds with maize in the shape of a sled
[01:24.63]Outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
[01:28.17]“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
[01:32.07]And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[01:35.85]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[01:39.69]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[01:44.70]Your Evening of Swing
[02:25.89]And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
[02:28.65]And a storm broke over Henman Hill
[02:32.28]And the christening party arsehole
[02:34.38]Who hitherto had blurred
[02:36.03]My conception of man as nature’s final word
[02:39.99]Was fleeing from the lava
[02:41.85]His SatNav pleading thus:
[02:43.71]“I’m not from round here mate, you should have got the bus”
[02:47.46]Enter then a real rat pack
[02:49.74]Millions pouring in
[02:51.21]And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
[02:53.40]And the nights are drawing in
[02:54.84]And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[02:59.46]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[03:03.27]Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
[03:08.22]Your Evening of Swing
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