[00:00.00] 作词 : Ken Casey/Matt Kelly/Al Barr[00:01.00] 作曲 : Ken Casey/Matt Kelly/Al Barr[00:21.74]I'll tell you a story,[00:23.45]believe me it's true[00:25.21]A tale you'd best hope[00:26.83]never happens to you[00:28.79]old spicy mcHaggis[00:30.55]How he met his fate[00:32.23]you I can save,but[00:34.30]for him it's too late![00:35.81][00:36.15]Spicy was big,[00:38.01]burly and strong[00:39.16]his pipes were gigantic[00:41.28]And so was his shittin[00:43.44]from city to city[00:45.31]running around[00:46.32]always looking for chicks[00:48.39]over four hundred pounds![00:50.15][00:50.70]One night at the pub[00:51.66]a girl caught his eye[00:52.62]big as a house[00:53.48]Just the right size[00:54.33]the broad was enormous[00:55.34]Stacked to the hilt[00:56.24]spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt[00:57.79]The piper delivered his best pick-up line[00:59.67]thought to himself[01:00.74]"This beast is all mine"[01:01.75]the portly young lady could stand for no more[01:03.41]Grabbed his cojones and went for the door[01:05.28][01:05.52]They got to her house[01:07.03]and dimmed all the lights[01:09.14]Spicy was in for one hell of a night[01:12.68]he said that he loved her,[01:14.34]He'd always be true "[01:15.93]But[01:16.69]Mr. Mchaggis,[01:18.25]I've only just met you!!"[01:19.95][01:20.05]By now he saw double[01:21.12]through his drunken eyes[01:22.12]Neither had looks or appropriate size[01:23.88]he came to his sense[01:24.83]Thought to himself[01:25.79] "At this time of night I won't find nothing else"[01:27.35]he took off his shirt[01:28.31]She lifted her skirt,[01:29.31]they pulled out his unit[01:30.37]and stared to play[01:31.22]she asked for a glove[01:32.08]He gave her a shove[01:33.04]had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day[01:35.51][01:38.53]Spicy![01:41.31][01:42.37]Spicy![01:43.38]Spicy![01:44.38]Spicy![01:45.29]Spicy![01:46.19]Spicy![01:47.05]Spicy![01:47.96]Spicy![01:49.07][01:57.34]One night at the pub[01:58.10]a girl caught his eye[01:58.94]big as a house[01:59.86]Just the right size[02:00.72]the broad was enormous[02:01.73]Stacked to the hilt[02:02.69]spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt[02:04.35]The piper delivered his best pick-up line[02:06.01]thought to himself[02:07.12]"This beast is all mine"[02:08.17]the portly young lady could stand for no more[02:10.04]Grabbed his cojones and went for the door[02:11.85][02:11.93]Three packs a day[02:13.69]he'll smoke 'til he dies[02:15.76]Spicy McHaggis[02:18.02]one hell of a guy![02:22.62][02:22.72]I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?