[00:11.251]At words poetic, I'm so pathetic[00:13.781]That I always have found it best,[00:16.551]Instead of getting 'em off my chest,[00:19.348]To let 'em rest unexpressed,[00:22.422]I hate parading my serenading[00:25.005]As I'll probably miss a bar,[00:27.460]But if this ditty is not so pretty[00:30.653]At least it'll tell you[00:32.007]How great you are.[00:34.748]You're the top![00:37.783]You're the Coliseum.[00:40.427]You're the top![00:43.476]You're the Louver Museum.[00:46.035]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss[00:50.031]You're a Bendel bonnet,[00:51.708]A Shakespeare's sonnet,[00:53.172]You're Mickey Mouse.[00:56.550]You're the Nile,[00:59.621]You're the Tower of Pisa,[01:02.046]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa[01:07.201]I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,[01:11.444]But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top![01:17.675]You're the top![01:20.493]You're Mahatma Gandhi.[01:23.161]You're the top![01:25.831]You're Napoleon Brandy.[01:28.601]You're the purple light[01:30.045]Of a summer night in Spain,[01:32.532]You're the National Gallery[01:34.081]You're Garbo's salary,[01:35.415]You're cellophane.[01:39.011]You're sublime,[01:41.780]You're turkey dinner,[01:44.244]You're the time, the time of a Derby winner[01:49.586]I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop[01:53.612]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[01:55.816]You're the top![01:59.929]You're the top![02:02.854]You're an arrow collar[02:05.452]You're the top![02:08.021]You're a Coolidge dollar,[02:10.714]You're the nimble tread[02:12.360]Of the feet of Fred Astaire,[02:14.780]You're an O'Neill drama,[02:16.239]You're Whistler's mama![02:17.570]You're camembert.[02:21.010]You're a rose,[02:23.679]You're Inferno's Dante,[02:26.768]You're the nose[02:29.004]On the great Durante.[02:31.672]I'm just in a way,[02:33.146]As the French would say, "de trop".[02:35.774]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[02:37.954]You're the top![02:42.407]You're the top![02:45.266]You're a Waldorf salad.[02:47.496]You're the top![02:50.151]You're a Berlin ballad.[02:52.932]You're the baby grande of a Lady[02:55.256]and a Gent.[02:56.571]You're an old Dutch master,[02:58.300]You're Mrs.Astor,[02:59.684]You're Pepsi-dent,[03:03.058]You're romance,[03:05.822]You're the steppes of Russia,[03:08.910]You're the pants, on a Roxy usher,[03:13.671]I'm a lazy lout who's just about to stop,[03:17.896]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[03:19.948]You're the top!