[00:12.03]Hard times, hard times, hard times, hard times[00:13.17]When the college professor has no class[00:21.87]And the quarterback would rather pass[00:22.71]And the pump jockey complains of gas[00:26.31]It's hard times, hard times[00:27.42]When the taxi driver, he can't hack it[00:29.40]And the tennis player can't stand the racket[00:34.56]When allies refuse to pack it, it's hard times[00:38.40]Hard times, hard times, real hard times[00:41.73]When the elevator can't find the floor[00:43.50]And the doorman, he can't find the door[00:44.31]When they give to the rich what they take from the poor[00:47.13]It's hard times[00:47.46]Seems your money's gone before it's spent[00:49.08]If you're not busted then you're badly bent[00:55.20]To give it away doesn't make any sense, it's hard times[01:03.12]Hard times, hard times, real hard times, hard times[01:10.53]Now grandma forgets how to knit[01:20.19]And the wise man has lost his wit[01:22.29]And my tailor feels unfit[01:24.51]It's hard times, hard times[01:27.78]When the fashion model's lost her poise[01:30.24]And Santa Clause smashes all the toys[01:34.71]When boys could be girls, and girls could be boys, it's hard times[01:48.96]Hard times, hard times, real hard times, hard times[02:07.59]When the clock on the wall's got no time for jokes[02:12.54]And Kreskin says, \"It's all a hoax\"[02:19.14]When the Surgeon General chain smokes[02:27.06]It's hard times[02:28.41]When the truck driver don't wanna truck[02:34.35]And the hockey player won't touch the puck[03:05.13]And the rock musician don't wanna fool around, it's hard times[03:09.54]Hard times, hard times, real hard times[03:10.86]Harder times, hard times[03:11.88]I was talking to this lady the other day[03:14.34]And she was telling me [unverified]