[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Trask[00:01.00] 作曲 : Stephen Trask[00:22.92]On nights like this[00:30.38]When the world's a bit amiss[00:38.33]And the lights go down across the trailer park[00:47.50]I get down, I feel had[00:53.20]I feel on the verge of going mad[01:00.65]And then it's time to punch the clock[01:04.88]I put on some make-up[01:08.76]And turn on the tape deck[01:12.83]And pull the wig back on my head[01:20.66]Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen[01:26.60]Until I head home[01:28.79]And I put myself to bed[01:38.92]I look back on where I'm from[01:43.17]Look at the woman I've become[01:47.00]And the strangest things seem suddenly routine[01:53.62]I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks[01:58.03]The gift wrapped wig still in the box[02:02.59]Of towering velveteen[02:05.31]I put on some make-up[02:09.00]Some Lavern Baker[02:12.84]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[02:20.07]Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963[02:25.66]Until I wake up[02:27.81]And I turn back to myself[02:38.04]Some girls they have natural ease[02:42.25]They wear it any way they please[02:46.42]With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines[02:52.79]Wear it up, let it down[02:56.99]This is the best way that I've found[03:00.89]To be the best you've ever seen[03:04.31]I put on some make-up[03:08.09]Turn on the A-track[03:11.35]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[03:19.21]Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV[03:24.72]Until I wake up[03:27.06]And I turn back to myself[03:32.64]Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do[03:35.82]Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you[03:39.01]With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too[03:42.30]Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you[03:45.43]It's all because of you, it's all because of you[03:53.18]Okay,Everybody[04:04.65]I put on some make-up[04:08.42]Turn up the A-track[04:11.67]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf(wonderful)[04:19.42]Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen[04:25.09]And I ain't never[04:28.09]I'm never turning back