Tumbleweed - Afroman.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Jimmy Cliff/Joseph Foreman
[00:00.24] 作曲 : Jimmy Cliff/Joseph Foreman
[00:00.48]Wait a minute man
[00:01.17]Ay check this out man
[00:01.65]It was this blind man, right?
[00:02.61]Man check this
[00:04.53]It was this blind man, right?
[00:06.33]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
[00:08.22]Ay, he walked past this fish market
[00:13.62]You know what I'm sayin'?
[00:18.24]He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
[00:26.52]Woo, good morning ladies
[00:34.62]You like that mother****ing man?
[00:40.83]Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
[00:46.32]I tell you what
[00:46.71]My man on the guitar
[00:55.29]Ay, fool on the drums
[00:58.80]Everybody just crowd 'round the mic
[01:00.42]I tell you all these mother****ing jokes I got man
[01:02.43]So first I'm gonna start it off like this
[01:03.66]Help me sing it home boy, come on
[01:04.77]Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
[01:06.42]Baby that's all we need
[01:07.56]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
[01:11.49]As the mother****ers burn
[01:13.08]We can take our turn
[01:13.65]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[01:14.31]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[01:15.12]It still takes from here to Hong Kong
[01:17.25]So roll, roll, roll my joint
[01:17.76]Pick out the seeds and stems
[01:23.49]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
[01:26.55]Skatin on datin rims
[01:27.15]So roll, roll the 83
[01:27.48]Cadallac Coupe Caville
[01:27.93]If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
[01:31.29]I bet my Cavy will
[01:31.98]Well it was just sundown in a small white town
[01:34.29]They call it eastside Palm Dell
[01:34.92]When the Afro Man walked through the white land
[01:35.97]Houses went up for sale
[01:36.69]Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
[01:38.79]when I met a little girl named Jan
[01:42.63]I let her ride in my Caddy
[01:43.26]cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
[01:46.02]We **** on the bed
[01:46.44]**** on the flo'
[01:46.83]**** so long I grew a ****ing afro
[01:50.22]Then I **** to the left
[01:51.15]**** to the right
[01:51.66]She sucked my mother****ing dick 'til the mother****ing turned white
[01:53.91]I thought to myself
[01:54.36]Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
[01:57.30]I put on my clothes and I was on my way
[01:59.07]Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
[02:01.98]So I ran, I jumped out the back window
[02:04.53]But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'
[02:05.88]Oh, he beat me to the left
[02:09.75]He beat me to the right
[02:10.41]The mother****er whooped my ass all night
[02:12.18]But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
[02:13.17]That's the best damn mother****er I ever had
[02:15.03]Got a bag of weed and a bottle o' wine
[02:16.89]I'm a smoke that bitch just one more time
[02:18.06]Colt 45 and two zig-zags
[02:19.26]Baby that's all we need
[02:19.89]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
[02:21.36]And as the mother****ers burn
[02:22.32]We can take our turn
[02:22.89]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[02:29.52]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[02:31.38]It still takes from here to Hong Kong
[02:32.25]So roll, roll, roll my joint
[02:32.85]Pick out the seeds and stems
[02:34.89]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
[02:36.03]Skatin on datin rims
[02:36.66]So roll, roll the 83
[02:37.14]Cadallac Coupe Caville
[02:38.13]If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
[02:39.78]I bet my Cavy will
[02:40.17]I met this lady in Hollywood
[02:41.64]She had green hair but damn she looked good
[02:42.87]I took her to my house
[02:43.62]Cuz she was fine
[02:45.87]But she whooped out a pussy that was bigger than mine
[02:49.26]I met this lady from Japan
[02:50.34]Never made love with an African
[02:51.33]I ****ed her once
[02:51.75]I ****ed her twice
[02:54.03]I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
[02:59.37]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
[03:02.49]I met a woman in the heart of Australia
[03:03.75]Had a big butt and big *******, too
[03:04.77]So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
[03:05.64]See I met this woman from Hawaii
[03:06.39]Stuck it in her ass and she said I E
[03:20.82]Lips was breakfast
[03:21.48]Pussy was lunch
[03:21.84]Then her pussy busted open with Hawaiin punch
[03:22.92]Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
[03:26.13]She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me
[03:28.26]I came in her mouth
[03:29.01]It was a crisis
[03:30.45]I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[03:32.79]Colt 45 and two zig-zags
[03:35.58]Baby that's all we need
[03:36.45]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
[03:37.95]And as the mother****ers burn
[03:39.24]We can take our turn
[03:39.84]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[03:41.49]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[03:45.57]It still takes from here to Hong Kong
[03:48.18]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
[03:49.05]Her pussy were filled with hennessy
[03:49.98]That country music really drove me crazy
[03:52.74]But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
[03:54.93]Met this lady in Oklahoma
[03:56.73]Put that pussy in a coma
[03:57.60]Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I **** that pussy again
[03:59.70]Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
[04:01.53]****ed her 'til she turned into a white albina
[04:02.46]****ed this bitch in Iowa
[04:03.42]I ****ed her on credit, so I owe her
[04:04.20]****ed this girl down in Georgia
[04:04.83]Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya
[04:07.50]Met this beautiful sexy ho
[04:08.25]She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
[04:09.24]Fine young thang said her name's Maria
[04:12.30]I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
[04:13.35]I wanna get married but I can't afford it
[04:14.40]I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[04:19.17]Colt 45 and two zig-zags
[04:21.78]Baby that's all we need
[04:22.74]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
[04:24.99]As the mother****ers burn
[04:26.16]We can take our turn
[04:26.82]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[04:27.66]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[04:28.47]It still takes from here to Hong Kong
[04:29.43]Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to ****
[04:30.54]But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)
[04:32.64]I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet
[04:34.86]Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
[04:35.88]So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
[04:37.17]But it take her so long to cum
[04:38.43]Then a dude walk in
[04:38.85]That's her big boyfriend
[04:39.99]And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
[04:41.25]So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
[04:43.47]You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)
[04:46.35]But he already mad cuz you ****ing his woman
[04:47.94]So he start beatin' on yo' ass
[04:49.14]Now ya clothes all muddy
[04:50.13]Ya nose all bloody
[04:50.91]Your dick was hard but now it's all (what)
[04:52.05]You thought you had a girl to rock your world
[04:53.64]Now you still gotta go jack off
[04:54.54]Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
[05:08.31]Baby that's all we need
[05:09.09]We can go to the park...