[00:00.12]Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)[00:00.84]Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)[00:01.74]Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)[00:03.09]Peter wolf (keyboards)[00:03.81]Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)[00:04.41]Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)[00:06.00]Ed mann (percussion, vocals)[00:06.57]Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals)[00:11.40]Andre lewis (background vocals)[00:12.09]Randy thornton (background vocals)[00:12.87]Davey moire (background vocals)[00:14.88]Don't know much about dancin'[00:16.50]That's why i got this song[00:18.63]One of my legs is shorter than the other[00:20.37]'n' both my feet's too long[00:22.29]'course now right along with 'em[00:24.18]I got no natural rhythm[00:25.95]But i go dancin' every night[00:28.02]Hopin' one day i might get it right[00:31.05]I'm a dancin' fool, i'm a[00:42.39]Dancin' fool[00:45.69]I hear that beat; i jump outa my seat,[00:47.52]But i can't compete, 'cause i'm a[00:48.75]Dancin' fool, i'm a[00:49.20]Dancin' fool[01:03.63]The disco folks all dressed up[01:05.52]Like they's fit to kill[01:07.53]I walk on in 'n' see 'em there[01:09.18]Gonna give them all a thrill[01:11.28]When they see me comin'[01:13.17]They all steps aside[01:14.82]They has a fit while i commit[01:16.71]My social suicide, i'm a[01:18.66]Dancin' fool, i'm a[01:19.26]Dancin' fool[01:33.90]The beat goes on[01:34.98]And i'm so wrong[01:37.50]The beat goes on[01:38.28]And i'm so wrong[01:40.65]The beat goes on 'n' i'm so wrong[01:46.62]The beat goes on 'n' i'm so wrong[01:50.31]The beat goes on 'n' i'm so wrong[01:52.41]I may be totally wrong, but i'm a[01:57.36]Dancin' fool, i'm a[01:57.87]Dancin' fool[02:08.43]Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa[02:08.79]I got it all together now[02:12.21]With my very own disco clothes, hey![02:16.08]My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains[02:19.62]'n' the spoon for up my nose[02:24.39]I am really somethin'[02:27.12]That's what you'd prob'ly say[02:30.90]So smoke your little smoke[02:32.97]Drink your little drink[02:34.35]While i dance the night away, i'm a[02:42.48]Dancin' fool, i'm a[02:49.83]Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)[03:00.18]I may be totally wrong, but i'm a[03:04.26]I may be totally wrong, but i'm a[03:08.58]I may be totally wrong, but i'm a[03:10.53]Fool-uh![03:16.26]Hey darlin'...can i buy ya a drink?[03:24.00]Lookin' for mister goodbar? here he is...[03:26.64]Wait a minute...i've got it...you're an italian![03:29.22]Hah?[03:31.74]Yer jewish?[03:32.04]Love your nails...you must be a libra...[03:39.48]Your place or mine?