[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe DiPietro[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jimmy Roberts[00:09.265]Bride/Groom:[00:09.652]Church Bells,Wedding Day,[00:11.515]Dating Hell gone away,[00:13.218]What I've Dreamed all my life,[00:14.939]soon to be man and wife.[00:17.845]Ministers:[00:18.292]Look at them filled with pride.[00:19.899]happy groom, blushing bride.[00:21.496]Bride/Groom:[00:21.673]Take a breath, flash a smile.[00:23.718]Here we go, down the aisle.[00:31.636]Minister 1:[00:32.295]ladies and gentleman,[00:35.535]We have gathered here under God of Love.[00:41.530]Minister 2:[00:42.063]to bear witness to this man and this woman.[00:48.276]Ministers:[00:48.570]as they vow their eternal love.[01:03.092]Minister 1:[01:03.671]Do you swear?[01:05.251]Do you swear to love and honor?[01:07.482]groom:[01:07.883]Yeah, I swear.[01:09.183]Minister 1:[01:09.544]then your bachelorhood's goner.[01:12.607]As a husband, now you'll have a lot of chores.[01:17.347]groom:[01:17.971]oh, Jesus![01:19.613]Minister 2:[01:23.898]Do you swear is your love for him wholehearted?[01:24.063]bride:[01:25.284]Yeah, I swear.[01:25.837]Minister 2:[01:26.255]then your freedom just departed.[01:28.318]And remember now, his family is yours.[01:33.074]Bride:[01:33.273]Oh my, God![01:35.095]Groom:[01:35.301]Do I swear?[01:36.888]Minister 1:[01:37.221]The sex will never be as great.[01:38.829]bride:[01:39.223]do I vow?[01:40.160]minister 2:[01:40.349]I bet he gains a ton of weight.[01:42.138]Bride / groom:[01:42.489]Who's this stranger standing next to me?[01:48.258]ministers:[01:48.519]Do you swear?[01:49.505]groom:[01:49.777]Perhaps I shouldve been more cautious.[01:51.394]ministers:[01:51.697]Do you vow?[01:52.697]bride:[01:52.962]Here comes the bride, and she is nauseous.[01:54.744]ministers:[01:55.176]Is this really what you want your life to be?[02:00.056](bride monologue)[02:02.161]ministers:[02:02.428]Do they swear?[02:04.015]Do they vow?[02:07.447]The curse is locked, and there's no way out.[02:13.003]its your special day, ain't we having fun?[02:17.682]And remember, it's forever and forever and forever and forever is a really long, long time.[02:23.170]Do you swear?[02:24.886]Do you vow?[02:26.552]Tell us here.[02:27.983]Tell us now.[02:29.118]ministers:[02:29.470]do you?[02:29.753]bride/groom:[02:30.046]do we?[02:30.637]ministers:[02:30.951]do you?[02:31.556]bride/groom:[02:31.796]do we?[02:32.349]ministers:[02:32.952]do you?[02:36.914]bride/groom:[02:39.159]we do.[02:42.155]we do![02:44.859]WE DO![02:46.159]minsters:[02:46.552]they do![02:48.646]Oh, God!