[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe DiPietro[00:00.160] 作曲 : Jimmy Roberts[00:00.321]Women 1 (spoken)[00:00.322]Go ahead Mory, make your toast.[00:03.080]Man 2 (spoken)[00:03.351]Right my toast, yes, a toast to our uh, not quite ready son Mitch,[00:11.179]and our too focused on her career or else she'd be our daughter, Karen.[00:15.814]Both[00:16.349]Here Here.[00:17.737]Hey there single gal, you're still single now.[00:22.353]Women 1[00:22.794]Tonight you'll still be sleeping all alone.[00:27.870]Both[00:28.193]But we don't pitty you, no no, not pretty you.[00:33.392]Cause your life belongs to no man its your own.[00:38.838]Man 2[00:39.348]You've got your friends so dear.[00:41.754]Women 1[00:42.027]Not to mention your career.[00:44.211]Both[00:44.426]You don't need no guy to come knocking at your door. (oh oh oh)[00:50.399]Man 2[00:50.585]But we won't make a fuss.[00:52.576]Women 1[00:53.237]Cause you inspire us.[00:55.169]Both[00:55.431]Like Marlow Thomas and Mary Tyler Moore.[01:00.845]But hey there you're ok, women of today.[01:05.550]Man 2[01:05.852]You've got much more than mother ever had.[01:09.878]Women 1[01:10.019]You are so lucky.[01:11.140]Both[01:11.406]So go home get some sleep, but pray you do not weep.[01:15.969]Women 1[01:16.192]Just curl up with some Hagendaz, and be glad.[01:22.576]Both[01:22.848]Single Gal.[01:25.694]Hey there single guy, no need to clarify.[01:30.719]Women 1[01:31.028]Why a man of your age can't commit.[01:34.714]Both[01:36.241]It's fine with us my son, just drink, dance have some fun.[01:41.271]We're your parents we support you. (spoken)[01:44.879]YOU LITTLE SHIT![01:48.276]Man 2[01:48.871]Have you just lost your way?[01:51.038]Women 1[01:51.408]Repressed, confused, or gay?[01:53.567]Both[01:53.848]For once in your life give matramony a whirl. (oh oh oh)[01:59.528]Women 1[01:59.750]So whatcha waiting you.[02:01.922]Man 2[02:02.374]So get on with mating you.[02:04.261]Both[02:04.552]What's wrong with her? She seems like such a nice girl.[02:09.752]But we don't need to pry, relax you happy guy.[02:14.975]Adulthood's not as crucial as it seems.[02:20.191]For grandkids we can wait, no need to procreate.[02:26.726]Who care if you've destroyed your parents dreams?[02:33.280]Big career girl, wayward son, future spinster, disappointment.[02:44.474]Here's to you.