[00:00.000] 作词 : Marc Shaiman[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman[00:09.247]A studio executive has no beliefs[00:13.343]That's the way of a studio system[00:18.480]We bow to every rear of all the studio chiefs[00:22.541]And you can bet your ass we've kissed 'em[00:27.975]Even the birds in the hollywood hills[00:32.001]Know the secret to our success[00:36.487]It's those magical words that pay the bills:[00:41.080]Yes, yes, yes, and yes[00:52.476]Gentlemen! take a memo.[00:56.438]Today the trades are all aglow[00:57.860]With grosses for our miss monroe[00:59.625]The things those vermin mustn't know[01:01.375]Is what she puts us through[01:03.063]She makes directors wait all day[01:04.766]One line per hour is all she'll say[01:06.641]And still, she thinks we're gonna pay[01:08.093]She needs a talking to[01:09.781]Tomatoes like her must be put in their place[01:13.015]If she don't shape up soon, she'll soon be walking[01:16.234]'cause the buck stops with me[01:18.231](Yes you're right, we agree!)[01:20.297]Uh, don't say yes until i finish talking[01:22.702]She's got them all tied up in knots[01:25.406]Makes each producer faint in plots[01:27.265]She thinks she's queen and calls the shots[01:29.126]As she sits on a throne[01:30.452]She needs to learn she's only skin[01:32.296]The next girl's waiting for a spin[01:33.984]I made a star of rin tin tin and paid him with a bone[01:37.013]Tomatoes like her[01:38.924]Well, they're easy to find[01:40.482]We throw them out as soon as they start squacking[01:43.686]So, get me some younger dish[01:45.529](We concur, as you wish!)[01:47.326]Hey! don't say yes until I finish talking[01:50.248]And while you got me on a roll[01:52.655]Let's find a role for nat king cole[01:54.436]Tell Lankowitz his script is trite[01:56.281]A little lower, to the right[01:58.140]I think that Brando is mis-cast[01:59.889]That television just won't last[02:01.188]That i'm the kind of hollywood[02:03.219](All hail the king!)[02:04.422]Oh, that feels good[02:05.453]Which brings me back to that dumb blonde[02:06.641]To her demands, i now respond[02:08.359]Some buy her act, but i'm not conned[02:10.094]You better fall in line[02:11.313]You're two bazooms and nuts to boot[02:13.406]I'll keep you in a bathing suit[02:15.157]When you stop bringing in the loot[02:16.938]Well, go back to the vine[02:18.374]Tomatoes like you[02:19.688]They all whither and die[02:21.783]My powers, though, will never be diminished[02:24.360]So don't bring me to my boiling point[02:27.251]You're just a broad, I own the joint[02:29.032]I'm in control, you're just a face[02:30.547]So allow me to cut to the chase[02:32.282]I'll make another movie star[02:34.053]Can someone light my damn cigar?[02:35.751]And then say"yes"[02:36.711]Cause yes, men[02:37.242]I'm finished[02:38.681](Yes!)