[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.00] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.00]Elphie, now that we're friends[00:02.89]I've decided to make you my new project![00:05.50]You really don't have to do that...[00:07.10]I know, that's what makes me so nice![00:13.48]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,[00:18.21]And let's face it[00:19.51]who isn't less fortunate than I?[00:22.89]My tender heart tends to start to bleed.[00:26.86]And when someone needs a makeover,[00:28.77]I simply have to take over![00:30.42]I know, I know exactly what they need![00:36.80]And even in your case,[00:40.28]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,[00:44.95]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed![00:49.78]Follow my lead,[00:53.30]And yes indeed, you will be...[01:01.14]Popular![01:03.05]You're gonna be popular![01:06.31]I'll teach you the proper poise,[01:08.32]When you talk to boys,[01:09.57]Little ways to flirt and flounce,[01:11.08]ooh![01:12.52]I'll show you what shoes to wear![01:14.17]How to fix your hair![01:15.74]Everything that really counts to be...[01:18.29]POPULAR![01:20.24]I'll help you be popular![01:22.75]You'll hang with the right cohorts,[01:24.66]You'll be good at sports,[01:26.07]Know the slang you've got to know.[01:28.88]So let's start,[01:29.88]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go![01:34.71]Don't be offended by my frank analysis,[01:37.17]Think of it as personality dialysis,[01:39.90]Now that I've chosen to become a[01:41.81]Pal, a sis or an advisor,[01:43.82]There's nobody wiser![01:45.33]Not when it comes to...[01:46.68]POPULAR![01:48.34]I know about popular.[01:51.11]and with an assist from me,[01:53.31]to be who you'll be,[01:54.82]instead of dreary who you were...[01:56.88]Well, are.[01:57.73]There's nothing that can stop you,[01:58.94]from becoming popu-ler... lar...[02:02.96]la la, la la![02:08.84]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar![02:14.08]When i see depressing creatures,[02:16.59]With unprepossessing features,[02:19.26]I remind them on their own they have[02:22.62]To - think - of[02:24.72]Celebrated heads of state,[02:26.89]Or specially great communicators![02:30.16]Did they have brains or knowledge?[02:33.06]Don't make me laugh![02:34.57]ha ha![02:35.52]They were POPULAR![02:36.68]Please![02:37.37]It's all about popular.[02:39.75]It's not about aptitude,[02:41.90]It's the way you're viewed,[02:43.32]So it's very shrewd to be,[02:46.17]Very very popular[02:48.23]like ME![02:53.27]Why, Miss Elphaba[02:55.51]look at you[02:58.88]you're beautiful![03:02.39]I have to go...[03:04.90]You're welcome...[03:07.17]And though you protest,[03:10.03]Your disinterest,[03:13.20]I know clandestinely,[03:19.67]You're gonna grin and bear it![03:20.94]Your new found popularity![03:24.19]Aah![03:25.06]La la, la la![03:29.53]You'll be popular![03:30.63]Just not quite as popular as ME!