[00:23.58]Sometimes I'm right[00:25.88]Sometimes I'm wrong[00:28.31]But he doesn't care[00:31.24]He'll string along[00:34.94]He loves me so[00:37.73]That funny honey of mine[00:46.18]Sometimes I'm down[00:48.72]Sometimes I'm up[00:51.20]But he follows 'round[00:53.69]Like some droopy-eyed pup[00:58.44]He loves me so[01:01.12]That funny honey of mine[01:09.45]He ain't no sheik[01:12.25]That's no great physique[01:14.12]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts[01:19.71]Oh, but look at that soul[01:22.33]I tell you, the whole[01:25.43]Is a whole lot greater than[01:28.12]The sum of his parts[01:33.60]And if you knew him like me[01:39.45]I know you'd agree[01:44.98]What if the world[01:46.97]Slandered my name?[01:49.76]Why, he'd be right there[01:52.56]Taking the blame[01:56.23]He loves me so[01:59.64]And it all suits me fine[02:07.13]That funny, sunny, honey[02:11.44]Hubby of mine ……[02:15.42]【I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her[02:16.42][02:18.76]or somethin'...you know what I mean...violated?[02:19.02][02:20.50]【I know what you mean...】[02:21.63]【...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.[02:22.42][02:24.62]It's a good thing I came home from work on time,[02:27.07]I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!】[02:27.97]He loves me so[02:28.95]That funny honey of mine[02:32.80]【Name of deceased... Fred Casely.】[02:34.36]【Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him![02:35.35][02:38.47]He sold us our furniture!He gave us 10% off.】[02:42.99]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts[02:47.62]【She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!】[02:48.80]【You mean he was dead when you got home?】[02:49.84]【She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin, and she's tellin'me'[02:50.42][02:51.85]that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and[02:54.09]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.[02:57.71]"Help me, Amos", she said, "It's my god dammed hour."[02:58.42][03:00.48]Now, he shot off his trap[03:03.40]I can't stand that sap[03:06.51]Look at him go[03:07.98]Rattin' on me[03:10.02]With just one more brain[03:12.31]What a half-wit he'd be[03:15.80]If they string me up[03:19.09]I'll know who[03:20.37]Brought the twine[03:25.58]That scummy, crummy[03:28.07]Dummy hubby of mine!