[00:13.000]Well Spider was a funny old fellow,[00:16.500]Had long skinny arms and legs[00:20.000]He used to spin around the dance floor,[00:21.500]That's how he got his name[00:25.000]Well long last Sunday down at the May soiree[00:31.000]Hurricane Lucy hit Spider and the bodies flew every which way[00:38.000]Spider told Lucy 'Girl I'd like to give ya a piece of my mind'[00:44.000]She said, 'Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on[00:52.000]Ya better hold on to it honey[00:53.000]You might need it sometime'[00:56.500]Well the Spider and Lucy they started datin' in June[01:02.000]They danced every night together from then until the August moon[01:08.070]Shined a light so bright they began to swoon[01:14.000]Then the Spider asked Lucy 'girl won't you be my bride?[01:20.000]Well I got a hundred dollar bill and a slightly used Cadillac ride[01:27.000]And girl if ya say I do I'll give ya everything I got that's mine'[01:33.000]She said, 'Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on[01:39.000]Ya better hold on to it honey[01:42.000]You might need it sometime'[02:22.000]Now the Spider and Lucy were gettin' hitched in the Spring[02:29.000]He took his hundred dollar bill and he bought the girl a cracker jack ring[02:34.000]Standing there at the alter it was as quiet as a tomb[02:41.000]Til he promised her 44 kids and a house with 22 rooms[02:46.000]Lucy screamed 'Spider, are you crazy? What's wrong with you?[02:54.000]Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on[03:00.000]Ya better hold on to it honey[03:02.000]You might need it sometime[03:06.000]Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on[03:13.000]Ya better hold on to it honey[03:15.000]You might need it sometime'