赛博算命2026我的运势是404 - 赛博小羊.mp3

赛博算命2026我的运势是404 - 赛博小羊.mp3
[00:00.090]系统自检中... [00:0...
[00:00.090]系统自检中...
[00:01.500]DeepSeek算力加载完毕
[00:07.020]正在扫描您的二零二五年...
[00:10.080]扫描结果:全是遗憾
[00:22.590]Error...系统重启
[00:27.810]早八的闹钟比阎王爷还勤快
[00:30.930]咖啡里的冰块比我的心还凉快
[00:34.710]老板画的那个饼又大又圆又白
[00:37.950]我拿显卡当香炉跪求财神别来拜拜...
[00:42.540]敲一下电子木鱼叮功德加一
[00:46.170]扣一下手机屏幕哒头发减一
[00:49.860]赛博真经念几遍焦虑能不能转移
[00:53.550]佛祖说:服务器过载请你稍后再提
[00:57.930]四零四! Hey!你的运势 Not Found
[01:00.870]四零四! Hey!只有脂肪在乱撞
[01:05.760]二零二六的路标指向赛博流浪
[01:08.670]别慌别慌我们一起精神冲浪
[01:12.870]四零四! Hey!桃花运势 Not Found
[01:15.630]四零四! Hey!只有甲方在歌唱
[01:20.700]与其内耗发疯不如原地躺在云上
[01:40.710]警报:检测到人类试图摆烂
[01:41.910]DeepSeek说这一年如履薄冰
[02:00.180]我说这一年发疯神经 Hahaha
[02:02.970]你看那朋友圈里都在假装太平
[02:07.470]其实每个人的被窝里都在甚至哭得很轻...
[02:11.850]运势...重...计算...
[02:15.570]建议...拔掉...网线...
[02:19.230]建议...去...见个...活人...
[02:24.810]好了施主...今日卦象已尽
[02:28.470]如果你不服气?
[02:30.390]那就去评论区留下你的愿望...
[02:32.820]下个版本...逆天改命
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