[00:19.46]Oh I was walking round my local store[00:23.51]Searching for the ten pence off Lenor[00:27.42]When suddenly I bumped into this guy[00:31.06]On seeing who it was I gave a cry[00:35.31]“******’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”[00:46.33]Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park[00:50.19]When all at once she saw her husband Mark[00:54.34]Well he was with a man down by the stream[00:58.20]So Jane and baby both began to scream[01:02.16]“******’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”[01:13.25]Oh as the train pulled into platform three[01:17.38]I looked around for my best girl to see[01:21.28]As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care[01:25.10]‘Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare[01:29.21]Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania[01:31.73]Stevie nicks books about kleptomania[01:34.09]Johnny looked out of his bedroom window[01:36.75]And shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus!”