[00:00.00] 作词 : Chelsea Peretti/Allan Grigg[00:01.00] 作曲 : Chelsea Peretti/Allan Grigg[00:12.08]How're you gonna show up late[00:15.86]With a coffee in your hand?[00:20.82]How're you gonna have me sit and wait[00:26.18]While you hit the coffee stand?[00:30.84]How're you gonna waltz in here?[00:35.91]Iced coffee in hand[00:40.75]Big smile on your big dumb face[00:45.94]Zero mention that you're fifteen late[00:50.59]How're you gonna show up late[00:54.59]But have a coffee in your hand?[01:01.01]I'm racking my brain but I don't understand[01:11.33]You you you you, you were fifteen minutes late[01:17.66]With wet hair and coffee and a scone[01:23.49]Seems like you could've skipped one or two[01:29.57]And I wouldn't have been alone[01:33.39]Waiting for you, all alone at that[01:39.89]Said time that we set[01:41.61]I was here at one on the dot[01:49.10]You were not[01:51.11]You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot[02:00.96]How're you gonna show up late[02:05.88]With a coffee in your hand?[02:10.87]How're you gonna have me sit and wait[02:16.31]While you hit the coffee stand?[02:20.83]How're you gonna waltz in here?[02:25.94]Iced coffee in hand[02:31.35]Big smile on your big dumb face[02:35.96]Zero mention that you're fifteen late[02:41.49]I bet you think the song is about you[02:46.06]But it's about me[02:51.31]I'm frequently late and walking with coffee[03:00.54]I ****ing hate myself for that[03:03.87]But it's who I am[03:08.62]Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA[03:12.68]And pay for a mantra "Don't be late"[03:18.73]"Don't bring a coffee and don't be late"“[03:23.76]That's my TM mantra, maybe someday[03:29.07]Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's LA[03:40.92]Seems like meditation should be free[03:46.77]Maybe that's just me[03:51.18]That thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra