[00:14.00]Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.[00:18.00]The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.[00:22.00]Not only one little lady, but two![00:26.00]You've read about them in the papers and now here they are![00:29.00]Chicago's own killer dillers[00:31.00]those scintillating sinners[00:34.00]Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly![00:38.00]You can like the life you're living[00:43.00]You can live the life you like[00:48.00]You can even marry Harry[00:53.00]But mess around with Ike[00:57.00]And that's good[00:59.00]Isn't it grand?[01:02.00]Isn't it great?[01:04.00]Isn't it swell?[01:06.00]Isn't it fun?[01:08.00]Isn't it?[01:10.00]But nothing stays[01:15.00]In fifty years or so[01:19.00]It's gonna change, you know[01:24.00]But, oh, it's heaven[01:30.00]Nowadays[01:34.00]Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.[01:35.00]Let's make the parties longer.[01:38.00]Let's make the skirts shorter.[01:39.00]Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT![03:07.00]And all that Jazz!