[00:00.595]As someday it may happen that a victim must be found[00:03.897]I've got a little list[00:05.530]I've got a little list![00:07.073]Of society offenders who might will be underground[00:10.457]And who never would be missed[00:12.254]Who never would be missed![00:13.847]There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's a black[00:17.286]The girl you date who doesn't get the jocks in "Caddyshack"[00:20.644]The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line[00:24.205]And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagina[00:27.611]And Bill O'Reilly's ineffective dermatologist[00:30.962]They'd none of them be missed[00:32.565]They'd none of them be missed![00:34.223]He's got them on the list,[00:35.983]He's got them on the list~[00:37.526]And they'd none of them be missed,[00:39.225]They'd none of them might be missed!~[00:47.695]There's the guy behind the news report waving like a fool[00:51.345]And Senator Bill Frist[00:53.052]I've got him on the list![00:54.815]And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool[00:58.310]He never would be missed[01:00.166]He NEVER would be missed[01:01.698]There's the foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage[01:05.357]And every bleeding menber of the cast of "Entourage"[01:08.905]And while we've oe the subject, HBO deserves a whack[01:12.186]For ending "The Sopraros" with a ****ing cut to black![01:15.610]And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist[01:19.327]I don't think they'd be missed[01:20.946]I'm sure they'd not be missed![01:22.668]He's got them on the list~[01:24.644]He's got them on the list~[01:26.060]And they'd none of them be missed,[01:27.849]They'd pnone of them might be missed!~[01:32.833]There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the place[01:36.516]And Shakira's Lyricist[01:38.177]I'VE GOT HIM ON THE LIST[01:39.927]And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says[01:42.134]"It's the trip-toe-fane!"[01:43.376]He never would be missed[01:45.266]He never would be missed[01:46.946]There's the blorde who tells you lordly with a voice like a knife[01:50.620]"You know,someone should do a sitcom based around my life"[01:54.010]The guy who watched "the Simpsons" back in 1994[01:57.536]And won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore[02:00.962]And anyone[02:02.504]And EVERY one![02:04.230]Who's ever[02:05.635]made me PISSED![02:06.960]Made me pissed![02:07.865]Made me really really pissed![02:09.557]I've got them on the list~[02:12.798]They'd none[02:14.434]of[02:15.114]them[02:17.111]be[02:18.693]missed![02:19.161]He's got them on the list!~[02:20.054]He's got them on the list!~[02:21.630]And they'd none of them be missed[02:23.427]They'd none of them be missed![02:28.041]None of them be missed