Oval Office - 3rd Bass.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Berrin, Citrin, Nash
[00:00.01]"This recording, is a collection
[00:02.29]Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone"
[00:06.28]"Oh who locked the door?"
[00:07.71]"A hard man is good to find."
[00:09.79]"Open the door!"
[00:11.50]"The principles.. of friction"
[00:13.51]This feeling's a function, so step to this
[00:16.28]Ain't the average boys who do this
[00:18.47]Door is opened, to office summoned
[00:20.43]Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
[00:22.62]Reception warm, not a handshake
[00:24.97]My hands shook, barrier's about to break
[00:27.20]She was seated, legs long and slammin
[00:29.15]Oval office opened, so let's begin!
[00:31.55]Push my point across, firmly - Core proposal
[00:34.52]Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
[00:36.55]I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in
[00:40.05]Secretary said"Put Serch on line two..
[00:42.77](Yo, put him on hold!)
[00:45.02]*speaking in background* Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
[00:46.73]I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
[00:48.57]Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
[00:50.60]Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
[00:53.16]Move your elbow, yo, you're not ****ing on me
[00:55.66]Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
[00:57.65]You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
[00:59.20]Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!
[01:02.06]The meeting rotates (Mockneck or cactus?)
[01:04.07]"They got my head boss.."She attacked us!
[01:06.38]With a treaty for disarmament (We signed)
[01:09.25]Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright..")
[01:10.49]So I disarmed (And I poured the Scotch)
[01:12.71]And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
[01:15.06]("Oh my goodness!") Yeah, I reckon
[01:17.46]You keep minutes, I'll let you get seconds
[01:19.51]Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
[01:21.61]Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
[01:23.91]Lunch became filet of sole with tongue
[01:25.79]The Oval Office work is never done!(Never done!)
[01:27.99]Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
[01:30.19]Nah man.."That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat4X)
[01:31.28]It was you that did it!Filet of sole
[01:32.54]on the Oval Office, on a peanut butter leg
[01:34.56]Yo..She got down to my knees and it spread!
[01:45.35]G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
[01:48.01]The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
[01:50.07]Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
[01:52.07]Serch said:Prime, let's do the three the hard way!
[01:54.39]And knockin like we're knockin
[01:55.91]BOOTS!The office flooded with the *** check suits
[01:58.67]Deploy missiles of the MX variety
[02:00.74]Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[02:02.88]I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
[02:05.27]And in the Oval Office (Finally peace!)
[02:07.41]Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
[02:09.76]What's the Oval Office? (Our permanent residence!)
[02:11.64]Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
[02:14.02]Aiyyo Bush!We're outtie like Elvis!
[02:16.06]Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
[02:17.83]You're finally in there, for the first time man!
[02:19.17]Victims of these classic bitches..
[02:20.35]Yo move that thick body of yours
[02:22.39]Move that thick white body!Yes, yes, WOOOOOODIEE!
[02:24.73]I've got the woody!
[02:26.21]I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
[02:28.87]I can feel it! You gotta understand see
[02:32.32]Gotta understand the su**ect of the topic
[02:34.74]There's too much butt-waxin, no --
[02:36.75]There's too much vaseline usage
[02:38.58]There's too much KY jelly
[02:40.09]Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
[02:42.19]I have the woody man, I have
[02:44.22]Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
[02:46.76]You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
[02:49.49]I think you are my auntie
[02:51.07]Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
[02:53.26]You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
[02:56.95]I'm a great man, you're a flabber man
[03:02.84]Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
[03:05.11]I heard Rob never got the wood
[03:07.77]I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
[03:11.42]And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie
[03:15.01]He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
[03:19.32]Aiyyo I'm goin home man
[03:21.02]I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
[03:22.86]I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*